Jennifer needs to have a baby boy. His name needs to be Amadeus. My first wig project is officially going to be a white powdered wig for Jennifer's newborn. Heather and I have decided that we are going to be the godparents of said child. If Jennifer will not do it, then we have made it our life goal to find someone who will. This special child will receive the following gifts:
1. Custom made powdered wig
2. Strobe lights, fog machine, and 80's style boombox playing "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco on loop
3. The love and affection of Courtney and Heather, Amadeus' godparents.
This could all be YOUR baby's! Fellas, gift your lady your dick in a box and make this happen TODAY!