haha...
Okay, i seriously HAD to post this in it's OWN seperate entry just b/c it made me laugh so hard.... I had commented on one of jen's entries (like i always do) and never even got a reply or a post on miiiiiine...and i was a little irked to say the least...hehe, so instead of just replying like usual, and making me laugh, she dedicated an ENTIRE entry just for me. I'm still laughing. Thanks jen :)
6:03a
Jamie....a dedication....
What can i say about Jamie? She's been a friend for what I will now call 7 years. Jamie always likes her eggs to be fertilized by women with a turkey baster.....she likes them "soft boiled" as well. I like to call her "James"...because I think the name James for a girl, is sexy.
J-Jamie is a goddess when it comes to juxtaposition
A- Aliens would never probe Jamie....she's far too special...(and they know the only thing jamie permits up there, are sticks and poles)
M- Me. I like to talk about me. Myself....it's such a comforting word. Sometimes when I think about Myself, I begin to feel heat between My legs...I like to take off My clothes and run My fingers along My body. Michelle is Jamie's middle name.
I- I think we all know where I could go with this.
E-Everyone wants to be Jamie's friend...especially when she tells her roommate to shut the fuck up bc she doesn't want to hear about the shit in the shower, or share her love songs for the boyfriend's CD. And NO, she does NOT want to watch Mulan again!
Ok sorry that was the silly one...
J-J is for the way you Joke with me
A-A is for the way you Always see
M-You'll Most likely Marry Ashley
I-Intelligence , integrity....
E- E is extra special extraordinary
and Jamie's...the way the world ...should be
I love you Jamie!!! You're soooooooooo special to me and i really DO appreciate all the thought and passion you put into my minute, trivial problems. Hands DOWN, you are the greatest friend one could ask for.
current mood: Jamiestitious
current music: the sound of Jamie breathing 1000 miles away....
6:03a
Jamie....a dedication....
What can i say about Jamie? She's been a friend for what I will now call 7 years. Jamie always likes her eggs to be fertilized by women with a turkey baster.....she likes them "soft boiled" as well. I like to call her "James"...because I think the name James for a girl, is sexy.
J-Jamie is a goddess when it comes to juxtaposition
A- Aliens would never probe Jamie....she's far too special...(and they know the only thing jamie permits up there, are sticks and poles)
M- Me. I like to talk about me. Myself....it's such a comforting word. Sometimes when I think about Myself, I begin to feel heat between My legs...I like to take off My clothes and run My fingers along My body. Michelle is Jamie's middle name.
I- I think we all know where I could go with this.
E-Everyone wants to be Jamie's friend...especially when she tells her roommate to shut the fuck up bc she doesn't want to hear about the shit in the shower, or share her love songs for the boyfriend's CD. And NO, she does NOT want to watch Mulan again!
Ok sorry that was the silly one...
J-J is for the way you Joke with me
A-A is for the way you Always see
M-You'll Most likely Marry Ashley
I-Intelligence , integrity....
E- E is extra special extraordinary
and Jamie's...the way the world ...should be
I love you Jamie!!! You're soooooooooo special to me and i really DO appreciate all the thought and passion you put into my minute, trivial problems. Hands DOWN, you are the greatest friend one could ask for.
current mood: Jamiestitious
current music: the sound of Jamie breathing 1000 miles away....