Try not to puke in your pants
I had one hell of an interesting night last night... Myself and some friends went into Boston for some drinking and hanging out, I was having a lot of fun and it was starting to get late. I decided to have one last drink, but only one because I knew I was getting close to my limit. So James ordered a Long Island Iced Tea (LIT), and I decided to have one as well since it is one of my favorite drinks! In my drunken stupidity I had forgotten that LITs have a LOT OF LIQUOR in them, so instead of one more "drink", I had like 3-4 shots in that one LIT. Well as you can imagine at that point I was pretty drunk.
So we left the bar and started to head home, I was pretty out of it, we got into a car, and I thought it was a taxi, but it ends up it was the car of one of the other people we went out with. As you can see I was pretty far gone by this time. The car ride didn't help my situation, and it made my stomach quite upset. Half way back to my friend's place I realized puking was imminent, so I had the driver pull over to the side of the road. Unfortunately I then proceeded to puke half in the car and half out the window. Yuck. I am very sorry about that BTW.
Then we finally get back to James' place, and apparently I had to poop (I don't recall this part of the night though, so this part is what I have been able to reconstruct). So I proceeded to poop, and then passed out still sitting on the can. Apparently I wasn't quite done puking though, and puked in my pants around my ankles while I was still sitting on the toilet, and passed out again. I woke up at around 6am still quite drunk, and found my legs totally asleep and puke in my pants. So I flushed the toilet (yea, I hadn't done that after pooping either), washed my pants as well as I could in the tub, and realized that I couldn't even go down stairs and sleep on the couch as my pants were wet and hanging up to dry off. So I layed down on the floor of the bathroom and slept until 10am or so.
By this point my pants were sorta dry, but still damp. So I put them on, went downstairs, let my friends laugh at my misery for a short while, and went home to sleep a few more hours. Interestingly enough I have very little of a hangover today, sure I don't feel great... but I would have expected to feel a lot worse.
I hereby swear off alcohol... Ok, so that is a lie, but no drinking until like next weekend or something...
~Droid
QOTD "Ah beer, the cause AND solution to all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson
So we left the bar and started to head home, I was pretty out of it, we got into a car, and I thought it was a taxi, but it ends up it was the car of one of the other people we went out with. As you can see I was pretty far gone by this time. The car ride didn't help my situation, and it made my stomach quite upset. Half way back to my friend's place I realized puking was imminent, so I had the driver pull over to the side of the road. Unfortunately I then proceeded to puke half in the car and half out the window. Yuck. I am very sorry about that BTW.
Then we finally get back to James' place, and apparently I had to poop (I don't recall this part of the night though, so this part is what I have been able to reconstruct). So I proceeded to poop, and then passed out still sitting on the can. Apparently I wasn't quite done puking though, and puked in my pants around my ankles while I was still sitting on the toilet, and passed out again. I woke up at around 6am still quite drunk, and found my legs totally asleep and puke in my pants. So I flushed the toilet (yea, I hadn't done that after pooping either), washed my pants as well as I could in the tub, and realized that I couldn't even go down stairs and sleep on the couch as my pants were wet and hanging up to dry off. So I layed down on the floor of the bathroom and slept until 10am or so.
By this point my pants were sorta dry, but still damp. So I put them on, went downstairs, let my friends laugh at my misery for a short while, and went home to sleep a few more hours. Interestingly enough I have very little of a hangover today, sure I don't feel great... but I would have expected to feel a lot worse.
I hereby swear off alcohol... Ok, so that is a lie, but no drinking until like next weekend or something...
~Droid
QOTD "Ah beer, the cause AND solution to all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson