Fic Meme?! Cool!
So I yoinked this from ctheartsar after reading her lovely fic, Muddy Buddy (you should totally read it!)
1. Mark Sloan
2. Cristina Yang
3. Preston Burke
4. Derek Sheppard
5. Meredith Grey
6. Arizona Robbins
7. Teddy Altman
8. Calliope Torres
9. Owen Hunt
10. Lexie Grey
11. The Chief
12. Miranda Bailey
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Arizona/Chief)
Um... HELL TO THE NO - SQUARED.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Derek Sheppard)
Sure but I'm a ladies fan. ;)
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Bailey got Callie pregnant)
There would be shockwaves throughout the globe but mostly, Arizona would probably have a heart attack.
Can you rec any fics about 9? (Owen)
Nope. I only read Calzona.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Cristina/Arizona)
Wow. McPerky and McTwisty? That would be hilarious and hot. As long as they both kept their mouth shut.
5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Meredith/Lexie or Meredith/Chief)
Incest or (basically) incest?! NEITHER. But I guess the lesser of the two would be mer/chief.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Teddy walked in on Christina and Miranda)
I think she'd have a heart attack. Then Cristina would have to save her.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. (Burke/Lexie)
Lexie goes to Joe's for a drink after Mark sleeps with one of the Mercy-Westers and meets someone else who is regretting a decision to leave.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Mark/Callie)
Oh yeah. Not my taste though.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Miranda/Teddy)
The One that Got Away - Two women share the stories of how 'the one that got away' has changed their lives forever.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Derek deflowers Mark)
WE-HE-ELLL. I would use stream of consciousness. And lots of KY.
Does anyone on your friends list read 11 slash? (Chief)
I don’t think so but I don't know.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Burke)
I have no idea.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Yang/Mer/Der)
Probably not but I'm sure it's been done before.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Lexie)
I got nothing for this one. I fail.
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Calliope)
Taking Chances, Celine Dion
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Mark/Arizona/Bailey)
Well, the warning would definitely be IMPOSSIBLE AU.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Crisitna/Lexie)
"You know, I've always wondered what it would be like with big Grey but I guess Little Grey will suffice."
When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Meredith)
Never.
What's 6's super-secret kink? (Arizona)
Arizona likes to play with food. :)
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Chief/Owen)
Absolutely not. Neither.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Burke/Teddy)
Preston would top Teddy.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
("Mark and Owen are in a happy relationship until Owen suddenly runs off with Derek. Mark, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with The Chief and a brief, unhappy affair with Miranda, then follows the wise advice of Meredith and finds true love with Burke." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. )
Title - McSlashy Time.
And no one would write this let alone read it.
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Teddy/Calliope)
I would be heartbroken.
Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11? (Arizona/Chief)
The Chief 'cause he wrocked that lecture series. Arizona would be a good elementary school teacher. :D
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Cristina)
Yes and No. I don't do Twisty and dark.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed? Miranda sends Calliope on a mission)
To get Arizona back - to fight for her. And of course she succeeds, MFEO!
What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Meredith)
Being totally boring this season.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Teddy or Calliope)
Oh... This is a tough call but I've gotta go with Teddy. Military training and all.
1. Mark Sloan
2. Cristina Yang
3. Preston Burke
4. Derek Sheppard
5. Meredith Grey
6. Arizona Robbins
7. Teddy Altman
8. Calliope Torres
9. Owen Hunt
10. Lexie Grey
11. The Chief
12. Miranda Bailey
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Arizona/Chief)
Um... HELL TO THE NO - SQUARED.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Derek Sheppard)
Sure but I'm a ladies fan. ;)
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Bailey got Callie pregnant)
There would be shockwaves throughout the globe but mostly, Arizona would probably have a heart attack.
Can you rec any fics about 9? (Owen)
Nope. I only read Calzona.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Cristina/Arizona)
Wow. McPerky and McTwisty? That would be hilarious and hot. As long as they both kept their mouth shut.
5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Meredith/Lexie or Meredith/Chief)
Incest or (basically) incest?! NEITHER. But I guess the lesser of the two would be mer/chief.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Teddy walked in on Christina and Miranda)
I think she'd have a heart attack. Then Cristina would have to save her.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. (Burke/Lexie)
Lexie goes to Joe's for a drink after Mark sleeps with one of the Mercy-Westers and meets someone else who is regretting a decision to leave.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Mark/Callie)
Oh yeah. Not my taste though.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Miranda/Teddy)
The One that Got Away - Two women share the stories of how 'the one that got away' has changed their lives forever.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Derek deflowers Mark)
WE-HE-ELLL. I would use stream of consciousness. And lots of KY.
Does anyone on your friends list read 11 slash? (Chief)
I don’t think so but I don't know.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Burke)
I have no idea.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Yang/Mer/Der)
Probably not but I'm sure it's been done before.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Lexie)
I got nothing for this one. I fail.
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Calliope)
Taking Chances, Celine Dion
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Mark/Arizona/Bailey)
Well, the warning would definitely be IMPOSSIBLE AU.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Crisitna/Lexie)
"You know, I've always wondered what it would be like with big Grey but I guess Little Grey will suffice."
When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Meredith)
Never.
What's 6's super-secret kink? (Arizona)
Arizona likes to play with food. :)
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Chief/Owen)
Absolutely not. Neither.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Burke/Teddy)
Preston would top Teddy.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
("Mark and Owen are in a happy relationship until Owen suddenly runs off with Derek. Mark, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with The Chief and a brief, unhappy affair with Miranda, then follows the wise advice of Meredith and finds true love with Burke." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. )
Title - McSlashy Time.
And no one would write this let alone read it.
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Teddy/Calliope)
I would be heartbroken.
Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11? (Arizona/Chief)
The Chief 'cause he wrocked that lecture series. Arizona would be a good elementary school teacher. :D
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Cristina)
Yes and No. I don't do Twisty and dark.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed? Miranda sends Calliope on a mission)
To get Arizona back - to fight for her. And of course she succeeds, MFEO!
What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Meredith)
Being totally boring this season.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Teddy or Calliope)
Oh... This is a tough call but I've gotta go with Teddy. Military training and all.