Your Love (Food, and Starcraft) is My Drug
Kyuhyun/Sooyoung | crack-ish | i dont even. ~1785 words~
Kyuhyun has an addiction, Sooyoung is threatened to explode. None of them actually care.
Kyuhyun woke up realizing that he is once again laying on a bed in a hospital, and the first thing that crossed his mind was what the freaking am I doing here?
He hated hospitals since the accident, thinking that 3 months being trapped inside a freakishly clean room, staring at the same white walls every single time he opened his eyes is more than enough. Shortly, he had enough hospital experiences for the rest of his life and he was never going to do anything stupid to get himself inside those doors ever again.
But why the hell is he here now-no wait, why is he here and freaking tied to the bed?
"You collapsed during the performance, kyu, due to lack of sleep and nutrition." Leeteuk explained, while trying to calm down the magnae by soothing his hands. His efforts are wasted though, as the stubborn magnae shot another question at him.
"That didn't explain the tying part"
"You're not sleeping and eating because of your freaking starcraft." Leeteuk tries to make it understandable enough for the magnae, but it seems like he's too smart for his own good.
A glare is all it takes to shove his eldest hyung from his room, and kyuhyun spends his time alone cursing.
---
"TAEYEON-AH WHY IS THE FRIDGE EMPTY? I thought you and Fany just bought food yesterday?" Sooyoung yelled, being a kkab she is, and her voice echoed inside the dorm. But even then, she's not getting any responses from her so called umma of the group.
Wondering where she went (she's probably sleeping, and I'm way to hungry to walk to her room. Meh.), Sooyoung sat in the sofa and began calling her other members.
"HYOYEONAAAAAAHHH COOK ME SOME FOOD PLEASE!"
".."
"Tippaneeeeh? SEOHYUNNIEEEE? YOOOOOONAAAAA? JESSHEKAHHH? SOOONKYUUUUU?"
".."
"OH COME ON PLEASE I'M DYING FROM HUNGER HERE"
".."
"OH MY GOD I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE HERE, SERIOUSLY, STOP BEING SUCH ASSES AND GET YOUR PRETTY FACES OUT OF YER ROOMS."
"Sooyoung you whiny monstrous brat" Jessica peeked through a tiny space between the opened door, curses a little, and continues her explanation with an unsteady voice plus an icy glare that gives normal people chills, "we're obviously sleeping here! We just got home, you know. And you better get in our room to get some sleep too."
"But I'm hungry. All the food here magically disappears!" Sooyoung stopped and eyes her unnie suspiciously -because she is the Choi Sooyoung, and she's immune to Jessica's icy glares- before she continues "why is that?"
"We hide the foods, you shikshin." Taeyeon came from her room with sleepy eyes, still not having enough sleep when the latter's voice began echoing the dorm.
"WHYYYYY!"
"The manager told us to. You're eating too much lately, Sooyoung, we don't want you to ruin our image! Especially when we're scheduled to dominate the japan music industry anytime soon."
"I've always eaten that much, in case your eyes are starting to get blind in such a young age. Heck, your parents own an optical shop or something. And god, I would never ruin our image! I even look like I haven't been given some food for years."
"Mmmhhm"
"YAH. What was the 'mmmhhmm' about? Give me food, nao."
"Sooyoung, don't you see? You're getting addicted to food, snacks, desserts-whatever. We need to start controlling you before something unexpected happens"
"Pssh, I'm not addicted! How can anyone be addicted in eating? Food is a basic need for us humans to have enough energy to spend the day. Without food, I-no, we die"
"Impossible things can happen, Sooyoung. Especially if it involves you"
With that, Taeyeon turns back at the shikshin, stopping in the middle of the way to carefully wake up Jessica who fell asleep in the table, and made her way back into her room, leaving the latter alone and confused.
---
A knock on Kyuhyun's door is enough to bring back his cranky self, and he prepares his snark to pwn his hyungs automatically. The door opened and to his surprise, it was no other than that long-legged girl that stole his heart at the first time he saw her, the girl who's a millimeter away from the definition of perfect with the name Choi Sooyoung that decides to visit him.
"OPPA. OPPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAAA"
He finally snapped back into the real world with the help of Sooyoung's ridiculously cute aegyo.
"YAH. You were spacing out a moment ago."
"Like it's rare for me to space out. Like it's your first time seeing me like that. Psh."
"I was just bringing you back to earth, oppa. Who knows, maybe if you keep spacing out, you'll be lost inside your own world"
"Sooyoung, be logical. Get a brain. A real one, not a brain-shaped candy or jelly.. Or whatever is appealing to you"
"Everything is appealing to me"
"Shikshin."
"Heartless meanie"
"HEY. You are a shikshin!"
"You said it as if it was an insult!"
His hand flew in the direction of Sooyoung's arms, only to be held back by a rubber band tying his hands to the hospital bed. Kyuhyun sighed as he remembered that it's for *the best* so he wouldn't be able to get a hold of his laptop. Because they knew that their magnae's iq is too much for them to handle, and that he already had a plan on how to sneak a laptop inside without the camera catching his actions. He knew that his hyungs are thanking god silently behind his back for creating him with mind controlling powers enabled.
Psh. I'll find a way to escape.. Somehow.
"YAHHHHHH. SERIOUSLY I'M GOING TO LEAVE IF YOU DON'T START TREATING ME LIKE I'M HERE AND ALIVE" Sooyoung snapped, completely pissed at his boyfriend for ignoring her when she's supposedly visiting.
"What happened to you, really?" She said with a mocking concerned voice "are they working on your brain so you wouldn't be spacing out nth times under a minute? Or did they invent something to reduce your brain's capability? So you wouldn't be this much of a nerd to exhaust yourself while playing starcraft 24 hours a day?"
"With all the schedule, it's impossible to play the whole day, you know?"
"You're not getting the point"
"Actually, I do. I always do."
"Do you really have to be tied so you won't be able to play? Do you really? Is starcraft really that irresistible?"
"Of course I can resist it! You didn't really think that I collapsed due to extensive hours of starcraft, do you? It was pure exhaustion! And really, I think some of them had been watching too many sci-fi movies. They're over exaggerating."
"But still. Even I think your addiction is unhealthy"
"Yeah. And you're a vegetarian that eats fresh leaves 2 times a day"
"What was that supposed to mean?"
"Don't you think you too have an addiction you can't live with?"
"What? FOOD? God, everyone needs food. Don't anyone realize that?"
"your hyper stomach needs food every 5 minutes. That's faster than lady gaga changes her clothes"
"Wait-what?"
"You eat like a pig....you acted like a pig. You know, I don't even know how they even accepted you as a trainee"
"I debuted before you, keep that in mind. I was an ambitious, talented girl back then. They've obviously seen the potential in me, dugh"
"I still can't get over the fact that you're in a dominating girl group when you still act childishly and just....wild"
"You said I'm childish? Then what about Yoona?"
"She's gorgeous. Your argument is invalid."
"You "
"And besides that, what I really don't get is why I actually fell in love with such person as you."
Sooyoung paused before she could unleash some of her cursing to the boy. There's a brief second before her mind starts rebooting and starts digesting his words.
Kyuhyun smirked watching his girlfriend blush. Girls, he thought.
Sooyoung regains her self control as she realized what he just did. And so the lovey dovey atmosphere vanished as the girl speaks with a pissed tone.
"I hate it when you tease me and gets away with a cheesy statement in the end."
"I love you too, honey!"
--
"Hae, don't you think it's a bit extreme to tie him to the bed? He's not going to do anything that stupid, you know"
"NO. DON'T. IfweuntiehimhemightfindawaytoreachhislaptopandstartsplayingstarcraftagainorshouldisayALIENCRAFTthatthemain
goalistoactuallytogetincontactwiththealiensthuswhathereallydoesisnotjustinnocentlyplayingagamebutHEL
PINGALIENSTOPLANANINVATION."
"Excuse me but WHUD?"
"Let's just keep him away from any electronics, okay. Maybe he'll get used to it someday."
"I thought you said he's helping the aliens to dominate earth or something.."
"And I thought you were scared that the aliens would want your so-called special ninja turtles dead."
"..."
"I think you both should stop being weird or I'll tie you to your beds too."
---
The crowd goes wild as the name sonyuhshidae is called to the stage. Nine beautiful girls held hands with each other backstage, and in that moment it's like their hearts are beating as one, that they're no longer individuals. Radiant smiles light up their faces as they took a step forward, heading to the stage.
They're ready.
One by one, they entered the stage, welcomed by the pink ocean and the cheers of their fans, but suddenly, they stopped.
A loud grumble echoes, leaving the crowd confused. The leader of the group tries to calm the crowd, making sure that the sound is NOT coming from a bomb...or something. But then the sound continues, and then they realized that it was coming from one of their girls. Sooyoung.
Just when they’re going to run backstage, she exploded.
Seohyun blinks away the nightmare and stands up abruptly, still horrified.
---
"You know unnie, if you keep eating like that, your stomach will expand and when it overloads, you'll explode." she said, glaring at her unnie, and she glares to the boy beside her "and Kyuhyun-ssi, your starcraft addiction is unhealthy. You should stop before your eyes give up. Eventually they'll burn from the radiation and you'll die too." She end the threat with a sincere smile, and disappears a second after that.
"Your magnae is really creepy, you know that?" Kyuhyun said, ignoring the death threat Seohyun just gave him
"You'll get used to her someday."
They continued doing their stuff, Kyuhyun abusing his keyboards while staring at his laptop's screen and Sooyoung emptying her 5th bag of chips while watching her boyfriend play.
They don't really care if their addiction is going to kill them. (We're going to die eventually, right?) Because nothing really matters as long as they die together, then they'll be continuing their addiction up from the heavens, and still loving each other for eternity.
lol hi i'm alive....and this is my second fic that i posted centuries ago. why am i so funny
Kyuhyun has an addiction, Sooyoung is threatened to explode. None of them actually care.
Kyuhyun woke up realizing that he is once again laying on a bed in a hospital, and the first thing that crossed his mind was what the freaking am I doing here?
He hated hospitals since the accident, thinking that 3 months being trapped inside a freakishly clean room, staring at the same white walls every single time he opened his eyes is more than enough. Shortly, he had enough hospital experiences for the rest of his life and he was never going to do anything stupid to get himself inside those doors ever again.
But why the hell is he here now-no wait, why is he here and freaking tied to the bed?
"You collapsed during the performance, kyu, due to lack of sleep and nutrition." Leeteuk explained, while trying to calm down the magnae by soothing his hands. His efforts are wasted though, as the stubborn magnae shot another question at him.
"That didn't explain the tying part"
"You're not sleeping and eating because of your freaking starcraft." Leeteuk tries to make it understandable enough for the magnae, but it seems like he's too smart for his own good.
A glare is all it takes to shove his eldest hyung from his room, and kyuhyun spends his time alone cursing.
---
"TAEYEON-AH WHY IS THE FRIDGE EMPTY? I thought you and Fany just bought food yesterday?" Sooyoung yelled, being a kkab she is, and her voice echoed inside the dorm. But even then, she's not getting any responses from her so called umma of the group.
Wondering where she went (she's probably sleeping, and I'm way to hungry to walk to her room. Meh.), Sooyoung sat in the sofa and began calling her other members.
"HYOYEONAAAAAAHHH COOK ME SOME FOOD PLEASE!"
".."
"Tippaneeeeh? SEOHYUNNIEEEE? YOOOOOONAAAAA? JESSHEKAHHH? SOOONKYUUUUU?"
".."
"OH COME ON PLEASE I'M DYING FROM HUNGER HERE"
".."
"OH MY GOD I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE HERE, SERIOUSLY, STOP BEING SUCH ASSES AND GET YOUR PRETTY FACES OUT OF YER ROOMS."
"Sooyoung you whiny monstrous brat" Jessica peeked through a tiny space between the opened door, curses a little, and continues her explanation with an unsteady voice plus an icy glare that gives normal people chills, "we're obviously sleeping here! We just got home, you know. And you better get in our room to get some sleep too."
"But I'm hungry. All the food here magically disappears!" Sooyoung stopped and eyes her unnie suspiciously -because she is the Choi Sooyoung, and she's immune to Jessica's icy glares- before she continues "why is that?"
"We hide the foods, you shikshin." Taeyeon came from her room with sleepy eyes, still not having enough sleep when the latter's voice began echoing the dorm.
"WHYYYYY!"
"The manager told us to. You're eating too much lately, Sooyoung, we don't want you to ruin our image! Especially when we're scheduled to dominate the japan music industry anytime soon."
"I've always eaten that much, in case your eyes are starting to get blind in such a young age. Heck, your parents own an optical shop or something. And god, I would never ruin our image! I even look like I haven't been given some food for years."
"Mmmhhm"
"YAH. What was the 'mmmhhmm' about? Give me food, nao."
"Sooyoung, don't you see? You're getting addicted to food, snacks, desserts-whatever. We need to start controlling you before something unexpected happens"
"Pssh, I'm not addicted! How can anyone be addicted in eating? Food is a basic need for us humans to have enough energy to spend the day. Without food, I-no, we die"
"Impossible things can happen, Sooyoung. Especially if it involves you"
With that, Taeyeon turns back at the shikshin, stopping in the middle of the way to carefully wake up Jessica who fell asleep in the table, and made her way back into her room, leaving the latter alone and confused.
---
A knock on Kyuhyun's door is enough to bring back his cranky self, and he prepares his snark to pwn his hyungs automatically. The door opened and to his surprise, it was no other than that long-legged girl that stole his heart at the first time he saw her, the girl who's a millimeter away from the definition of perfect with the name Choi Sooyoung that decides to visit him.
"OPPA. OPPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAAA"
He finally snapped back into the real world with the help of Sooyoung's ridiculously cute aegyo.
"YAH. You were spacing out a moment ago."
"Like it's rare for me to space out. Like it's your first time seeing me like that. Psh."
"I was just bringing you back to earth, oppa. Who knows, maybe if you keep spacing out, you'll be lost inside your own world"
"Sooyoung, be logical. Get a brain. A real one, not a brain-shaped candy or jelly.. Or whatever is appealing to you"
"Everything is appealing to me"
"Shikshin."
"Heartless meanie"
"HEY. You are a shikshin!"
"You said it as if it was an insult!"
His hand flew in the direction of Sooyoung's arms, only to be held back by a rubber band tying his hands to the hospital bed. Kyuhyun sighed as he remembered that it's for *the best* so he wouldn't be able to get a hold of his laptop. Because they knew that their magnae's iq is too much for them to handle, and that he already had a plan on how to sneak a laptop inside without the camera catching his actions. He knew that his hyungs are thanking god silently behind his back for creating him with mind controlling powers enabled.
Psh. I'll find a way to escape.. Somehow.
"YAHHHHHH. SERIOUSLY I'M GOING TO LEAVE IF YOU DON'T START TREATING ME LIKE I'M HERE AND ALIVE" Sooyoung snapped, completely pissed at his boyfriend for ignoring her when she's supposedly visiting.
"What happened to you, really?" She said with a mocking concerned voice "are they working on your brain so you wouldn't be spacing out nth times under a minute? Or did they invent something to reduce your brain's capability? So you wouldn't be this much of a nerd to exhaust yourself while playing starcraft 24 hours a day?"
"With all the schedule, it's impossible to play the whole day, you know?"
"You're not getting the point"
"Actually, I do. I always do."
"Do you really have to be tied so you won't be able to play? Do you really? Is starcraft really that irresistible?"
"Of course I can resist it! You didn't really think that I collapsed due to extensive hours of starcraft, do you? It was pure exhaustion! And really, I think some of them had been watching too many sci-fi movies. They're over exaggerating."
"But still. Even I think your addiction is unhealthy"
"Yeah. And you're a vegetarian that eats fresh leaves 2 times a day"
"What was that supposed to mean?"
"Don't you think you too have an addiction you can't live with?"
"What? FOOD? God, everyone needs food. Don't anyone realize that?"
"your hyper stomach needs food every 5 minutes. That's faster than lady gaga changes her clothes"
"Wait-what?"
"You eat like a pig....you acted like a pig. You know, I don't even know how they even accepted you as a trainee"
"I debuted before you, keep that in mind. I was an ambitious, talented girl back then. They've obviously seen the potential in me, dugh"
"I still can't get over the fact that you're in a dominating girl group when you still act childishly and just....wild"
"You said I'm childish? Then what about Yoona?"
"She's gorgeous. Your argument is invalid."
"You "
"And besides that, what I really don't get is why I actually fell in love with such person as you."
Sooyoung paused before she could unleash some of her cursing to the boy. There's a brief second before her mind starts rebooting and starts digesting his words.
Kyuhyun smirked watching his girlfriend blush. Girls, he thought.
Sooyoung regains her self control as she realized what he just did. And so the lovey dovey atmosphere vanished as the girl speaks with a pissed tone.
"I hate it when you tease me and gets away with a cheesy statement in the end."
"I love you too, honey!"
--
"Hae, don't you think it's a bit extreme to tie him to the bed? He's not going to do anything that stupid, you know"
"NO. DON'T. IfweuntiehimhemightfindawaytoreachhislaptopandstartsplayingstarcraftagainorshouldisayALIENCRAFTthatthemain
goalistoactuallytogetincontactwiththealiensthuswhathereallydoesisnotjustinnocentlyplayingagamebutHEL
PINGALIENSTOPLANANINVATION."
"Excuse me but WHUD?"
"Let's just keep him away from any electronics, okay. Maybe he'll get used to it someday."
"I thought you said he's helping the aliens to dominate earth or something.."
"And I thought you were scared that the aliens would want your so-called special ninja turtles dead."
"..."
"I think you both should stop being weird or I'll tie you to your beds too."
---
The crowd goes wild as the name sonyuhshidae is called to the stage. Nine beautiful girls held hands with each other backstage, and in that moment it's like their hearts are beating as one, that they're no longer individuals. Radiant smiles light up their faces as they took a step forward, heading to the stage.
They're ready.
One by one, they entered the stage, welcomed by the pink ocean and the cheers of their fans, but suddenly, they stopped.
A loud grumble echoes, leaving the crowd confused. The leader of the group tries to calm the crowd, making sure that the sound is NOT coming from a bomb...or something. But then the sound continues, and then they realized that it was coming from one of their girls. Sooyoung.
Just when they’re going to run backstage, she exploded.
Seohyun blinks away the nightmare and stands up abruptly, still horrified.
---
"You know unnie, if you keep eating like that, your stomach will expand and when it overloads, you'll explode." she said, glaring at her unnie, and she glares to the boy beside her "and Kyuhyun-ssi, your starcraft addiction is unhealthy. You should stop before your eyes give up. Eventually they'll burn from the radiation and you'll die too." She end the threat with a sincere smile, and disappears a second after that.
"Your magnae is really creepy, you know that?" Kyuhyun said, ignoring the death threat Seohyun just gave him
"You'll get used to her someday."
They continued doing their stuff, Kyuhyun abusing his keyboards while staring at his laptop's screen and Sooyoung emptying her 5th bag of chips while watching her boyfriend play.
They don't really care if their addiction is going to kill them. (We're going to die eventually, right?) Because nothing really matters as long as they die together, then they'll be continuing their addiction up from the heavens, and still loving each other for eternity.
lol hi i'm alive....and this is my second fic that i posted centuries ago. why am i so funny