Oh, oh god, I'm so ashamed
I have lived in this Valley for the better part of 23 years.
When, oh when, tell me please, did this turn into a place where the SECOND TOP NEWS STORY on my local news station is:
RAIN across the Willamette Valley today!
Uhhhhhhmmmm. WHAT??
Come on people, I know it's been hot, but let's save some dignity here. We can enjoy the rain, welcome it, even dance around naked in it (okay, maybe that's just me), but do we really have to trumpet its' arrival like a high school cheerleader trumpeting the arrival of her crotchless panties because that will make all the sex with the football players easier??
Have we really sunk that low? I say we have NOT!!!
Stand up for what's right! Appreciate the rain like a proper Oregonian, goddamit!!!!
When, oh when, tell me please, did this turn into a place where the SECOND TOP NEWS STORY on my local news station is:
RAIN across the Willamette Valley today!
Uhhhhhhmmmm. WHAT??
Come on people, I know it's been hot, but let's save some dignity here. We can enjoy the rain, welcome it, even dance around naked in it (okay, maybe that's just me), but do we really have to trumpet its' arrival like a high school cheerleader trumpeting the arrival of her crotchless panties because that will make all the sex with the football players easier??
Have we really sunk that low? I say we have NOT!!!
Stand up for what's right! Appreciate the rain like a proper Oregonian, goddamit!!!!