Tropes

Aug 10, 2014 17:16

Ian's Pigman, the faceless horror of the Haunted Woods, has stepped up his reign of terror on DayZ. He's built a Dark Tower. The twisted structure looms over the trees, much higher than anything else on the map.

Me: And does it have a flaming eye floating over it?

He claimed no, but it eventuated it does have a giant cauldron lined with hundreds of oil barrels. So when helicopters fly past (nobody is insane enough to go into the woods on foot anymore) Ian just has to hit one button and all the oil barrels ignite at once. And THAT destroys the frame rate of anybody in the vicinity - down to about 1 frame a second. The result of that is helicopters flying into the ground, because they can't act fast enough to control the vehicle.

fraternal bastardry

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