The Birds!! Oh The Horror!!!

[drewtildeath]

i had this loaf of bread that was just itchin' to get tossed so marcie and i jumped in the car and went to various points on white rock lake right by my apartment to feed birds. loaf is one of the funniest words ever for me...say it with me now...mmm loaf. loafy. loafness. loafums. hahaha. anyhow, we fed ducks, coots (yes coots!), and seagulls minus the sea. marcie calls them bagels...bay gulls, get it? there was a metric ton of these gulls swarming all over the spillway and they were flying right by us and sort of hovering and divebombing the bread that just hit the water...seriously freakin' sweet. then i got the gulls to catch the bread in mid-air, even more freakin' sweet. i felt like the king of all that has wings, with my minions of gulls at my command, hahaha. so don't mess with this *points at self* honey, or else your car is gonna be shitbombed by gull poop like you wouldn't believe. *shakes head back and forth all sassy like*

the movie Hero rules.

my playlist of essential tunes for today:

Cephalic Carnage "Lucid Interval"
Cephalic Carnage "Anomalies"
Isis "Celestial"
Hopesfall "No Wings To Speak Of"
Kill the Slavemaster "s/t"
Origin "Echoes of Decimation"
Into the Moat "The Design"
Jesu "Heartache"
Nightrage "Descent Into Chaos"
Skinless "From Sacrifice to Survival"
Cult of Luna "Salvation"

--drew