drewmeditates
Jun 08, 2009 01:57
So I don't get to go to Bonaroo like I thought I was going to. This makes me want to punch a shemale manwhore in the vagina, get wasted, ride a bike into a pool, and then videotape a vacuum cleaner fucking a cake.
There's probably a website for that somewhere, you know.
fail,
sex,
personal
drewmeditates
Jun 03, 2009 19:07
Women. Ya tell'em you're into bondage and they go nuts. Double if you're a Dom.
People these days are so... masochistic.
sex,
personal
drewmeditates
Jun 03, 2009 02:08
You know what sucks? When the future of your education depends on you finding a job in the middle of the Second Great Depression. It's like getting a blowjob and the girl ends up using her teeth just as you're about to burst. Okay, maybe not, but I needed a reason to update my wisdom. Sorry for being so lazy with it.
sex,
economics,
personal