Today I got to talk with a friend of mine in Saudi Arabia, who is 1 of the only 75 girls allowed at any time at King Faisal University. I like that, but damn a girl as smart as her needs to get the fuck outta there. I like how one of her greatest dreams is to someday attend an anime convention; it's cute. Also, Engrish is endearing, I don't care ( Read more... )

Today, in 1832, some students tried to blow shit up cuz they thought it would start a revolution. It didn't exactly work out so well, but hey, humanity has a long march ahead of us. What will this student do to help it? I'm not sure right now, I need some sleep.

ALGERIA: 1956

Algerians: "We are being oppressed! Iz not nice!!!"

*loud thundering traditional drums*

WALALALALALALALALALALA *ululating*

BOOM! BOOM! PWEW! PWEW! BOOM! 
French: "Mon Dieu, we surrender!"

THE END.

Why do Christian fundamentalists make such great chicken?

You know what's one of the best things about America these days?
Most of them no longer believe that the War in Iraq was a good thing and realize it had nothing to do with 9/11.

You know what's one of the saddest things about America these days?
Most of them still believe the War in Afghanistan is a good thing and that it really is about 9/11.

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