Ill Be Homo For Christmas
So. I'm out home for Christmas. Im loving this no snow deal. +8 and rain sounds good to me. Im sure Jonnie's not impressed tho :P I got out here like 3:30 yesterday, Dink and Beth (the baby) came out w/ me.
Amanda has been calling me for months asking me to come out home, so I tell her I'm coming out on Saturday (yesterday) and we will go drinking. She tells me she has plans. She's going drinking with the same skeety people she does every weekend (she lives in Placentia). I was not impressed. Saturday night in Placentia and nothing to do.
I call Holly and find out that she's engaged! And they're having a party! So I got Dink to go w/ me. Drank most of a 26er, talked to a bunch of people i don't really know/like then went to the bar. Here's where stuff starts gettin a little hazy. I remember dancing and talking to random people.. Then I remember falling. I know it hurt a lot as I don't have much cushion in my bum to soften the blow.
I assumed the night pretty much ended there. Left the star hall and came home in a cab (even tho its a 2 min walk). That's what I told mom anyway.
Then Dink calls and ruined it all for me. She informs me that the night did not in fact end there.. We left the Star around 4-ish and went to the Boardwalk. Which was locked. I called them from moms cell phone and yelled at them and demanded they let me in.. They did. But they wouldn't serve me. So I threw a little bit of a fit and left. We then *walked* back to my house where I rolled the most pathetic joint I've never remembered and smoked that, Dink left, I passed out.
-end night-
So I'm embarassed now. I shouldn't be allowed to drink liquor. But whatever. I don't really care what anyone out here thinks..
Since I've been home, I have been called cocky and conceited and vain and rude and a couple of other choice words.. I dont know why moms trying to suck up, but flattery will get you everywhere :P
Oh, housey update. Mom bought a FABULOUS new dining room table. It's a really high one, dark wood, I think she paid a small fortune for it, but so worth it. I love my mom, but she doesnt normally have the best taste when it comes to furniture. I'm very impressed with her. Now tomorrow when we have xmas dinner or whatever, none of the little kids can sit at the table and annoy me :) She also bought a new bedroom set.. Remember what I said about not having the best taste when it comes to furniture..? Apparently I'm the only one who thinks its hideous tho.. Everyone else loves it. So if everyone but me thinks somethings nice, is it possible that it really is and I'm just wrong? naw.
I've decided I need to steal the beauty princess magic mirror (what i've decided to call it). its this lighted magnifying mirror. perfect for tweezing, or spending countless hours criticizing your appearance, picking out every flaw. It's amazing. My eyebrows are done much better now than they have in forever. forever being the last time i had them waxed..
What else.. um... OH! I bought new shirts yesterday :D I went to the mall to finish up some xmas shopping and to get my hair cut. I got annoyed with that pretty quick, so I shopped for me again. Why does that always happen? Anyway, one's black and ones green and they both look really nice on me.
And I fixed my car yesterday. The wiper blade like.. fell off. I put it back on, but it wasn't on right and kept falling off again. This was just not acceptable as I had to drive out over the highway.. I figured a temporary fix would be the way to go, tie it on w/ some twine and let my step dad fix it when I got out here. But that idea sucked, so I took like ten minutes and really examined the not broken wiper. Then I fixed the crappy one all by myself :D Leonard is fixing my headlight thing today. I noticed it was gone out.. I thought I'd need to buy a new thingy altogether, but apparently you just need a new bulb, so that's cool. He also discovered, while doing this, that I stole his tire gauge (sp?).. I played the silly little gay boi who doesn't know what a tire gauge is for.. I think he bought it, but he's taking it back, as I don't use it because I dont know what it is.. No biggie, I only wanted it cause it was shiny and big.. har har har.
I'm totally rambling. I'm home with nothing to do. Moms working till 8 tonight, my sisters are in Bay Roberts w/ their bastard father. Leonard is out trying to fix my car.. The last time he did that, the engine exploded :| Maybe I should go stop him.. Meh.
Why do I hear hammering?!?
When I got up this afternoon, mom called and had me running up and down the many sets of stairs in the house, looking for Christmas-y stuff, plugging in lights, etc. Just what I wants to be at when I got a hangover. Then what do I do but slip and fall down the stairs. I'm an idiot.
We have a new addition to our family. As any of you who know me know, my mom has seen it fit to replace her children with cats. One moves out, you get a new cat. There are two now, I like to call them Michael and Leigh-Anne. Michael is much prettier and bigger than Leigh-Anne, but he's not fat. Just fluffy. Very high maintenance and bossy. He bites Leigh-Anne a lot and fights with her. But he has every right, cause he was here first. And I'm covered in cat hair.. loves...
Walpaper should be outlawed. I'm sitting here in the dining room, looking in at my moms horribly outdated kitchen and wondering what ever posessed her to walpaper the kitchen.. Thankfully they are going to be tearing it all out and replacing everything. I just wanna walk around with a sledge hammer and do like they do on all those housey shows I love to watch. Only problem is the application.. I've got great taste and can tell people what they should do, but I can't actually do anything myself.
Leonard is getting on my nerves now, its time to shower, go buy cigs and some booze and mebbe watch a dvd.
I'm sure I'll get bored again later and probably update again or something.
Amanda has been calling me for months asking me to come out home, so I tell her I'm coming out on Saturday (yesterday) and we will go drinking. She tells me she has plans. She's going drinking with the same skeety people she does every weekend (she lives in Placentia). I was not impressed. Saturday night in Placentia and nothing to do.
I call Holly and find out that she's engaged! And they're having a party! So I got Dink to go w/ me. Drank most of a 26er, talked to a bunch of people i don't really know/like then went to the bar. Here's where stuff starts gettin a little hazy. I remember dancing and talking to random people.. Then I remember falling. I know it hurt a lot as I don't have much cushion in my bum to soften the blow.
I assumed the night pretty much ended there. Left the star hall and came home in a cab (even tho its a 2 min walk). That's what I told mom anyway.
Then Dink calls and ruined it all for me. She informs me that the night did not in fact end there.. We left the Star around 4-ish and went to the Boardwalk. Which was locked. I called them from moms cell phone and yelled at them and demanded they let me in.. They did. But they wouldn't serve me. So I threw a little bit of a fit and left. We then *walked* back to my house where I rolled the most pathetic joint I've never remembered and smoked that, Dink left, I passed out.
-end night-
So I'm embarassed now. I shouldn't be allowed to drink liquor. But whatever. I don't really care what anyone out here thinks..
Since I've been home, I have been called cocky and conceited and vain and rude and a couple of other choice words.. I dont know why moms trying to suck up, but flattery will get you everywhere :P
Oh, housey update. Mom bought a FABULOUS new dining room table. It's a really high one, dark wood, I think she paid a small fortune for it, but so worth it. I love my mom, but she doesnt normally have the best taste when it comes to furniture. I'm very impressed with her. Now tomorrow when we have xmas dinner or whatever, none of the little kids can sit at the table and annoy me :) She also bought a new bedroom set.. Remember what I said about not having the best taste when it comes to furniture..? Apparently I'm the only one who thinks its hideous tho.. Everyone else loves it. So if everyone but me thinks somethings nice, is it possible that it really is and I'm just wrong? naw.
I've decided I need to steal the beauty princess magic mirror (what i've decided to call it). its this lighted magnifying mirror. perfect for tweezing, or spending countless hours criticizing your appearance, picking out every flaw. It's amazing. My eyebrows are done much better now than they have in forever. forever being the last time i had them waxed..
What else.. um... OH! I bought new shirts yesterday :D I went to the mall to finish up some xmas shopping and to get my hair cut. I got annoyed with that pretty quick, so I shopped for me again. Why does that always happen? Anyway, one's black and ones green and they both look really nice on me.
And I fixed my car yesterday. The wiper blade like.. fell off. I put it back on, but it wasn't on right and kept falling off again. This was just not acceptable as I had to drive out over the highway.. I figured a temporary fix would be the way to go, tie it on w/ some twine and let my step dad fix it when I got out here. But that idea sucked, so I took like ten minutes and really examined the not broken wiper. Then I fixed the crappy one all by myself :D Leonard is fixing my headlight thing today. I noticed it was gone out.. I thought I'd need to buy a new thingy altogether, but apparently you just need a new bulb, so that's cool. He also discovered, while doing this, that I stole his tire gauge (sp?).. I played the silly little gay boi who doesn't know what a tire gauge is for.. I think he bought it, but he's taking it back, as I don't use it because I dont know what it is.. No biggie, I only wanted it cause it was shiny and big.. har har har.
I'm totally rambling. I'm home with nothing to do. Moms working till 8 tonight, my sisters are in Bay Roberts w/ their bastard father. Leonard is out trying to fix my car.. The last time he did that, the engine exploded :| Maybe I should go stop him.. Meh.
Why do I hear hammering?!?
When I got up this afternoon, mom called and had me running up and down the many sets of stairs in the house, looking for Christmas-y stuff, plugging in lights, etc. Just what I wants to be at when I got a hangover. Then what do I do but slip and fall down the stairs. I'm an idiot.
We have a new addition to our family. As any of you who know me know, my mom has seen it fit to replace her children with cats. One moves out, you get a new cat. There are two now, I like to call them Michael and Leigh-Anne. Michael is much prettier and bigger than Leigh-Anne, but he's not fat. Just fluffy. Very high maintenance and bossy. He bites Leigh-Anne a lot and fights with her. But he has every right, cause he was here first. And I'm covered in cat hair.. loves...
Walpaper should be outlawed. I'm sitting here in the dining room, looking in at my moms horribly outdated kitchen and wondering what ever posessed her to walpaper the kitchen.. Thankfully they are going to be tearing it all out and replacing everything. I just wanna walk around with a sledge hammer and do like they do on all those housey shows I love to watch. Only problem is the application.. I've got great taste and can tell people what they should do, but I can't actually do anything myself.
Leonard is getting on my nerves now, its time to shower, go buy cigs and some booze and mebbe watch a dvd.
I'm sure I'll get bored again later and probably update again or something.