Revelation
After reading this shocking article, I came to a revelation! If some penguins are gay, then some distros of Linux are gay. So I have decided to fabricate a list of gay penguins of Linux. Only a few will be mentioned here, but blah. (Please not, this is not meant to offend gays. If it does, I deserve flaming! )
College Linux = Straight. He's on the right path, getting a good education.
Debian Linux= A demigod of the Linux world. He is not gay due to the idea that he's packing, extremely odd for a member of homosexuality.
Fedora Linux= This penguin screams flamer. Though the stable building you notice several things different (take the gcc patch for example).
FreeBSD = This penguin isn't even really a penguin. He's the bisexual overlord of Linux, right there with Debian. He's just disguised as a penguin.
Gentoo Linux= Another bisexual, a love slave penguin built for the FreeBSD demon-in-disguise.
Knoppix Linux= The penguin without sex. Some so sleak, so complete, is still a virgin without a doubt. It doesn't matter if he's gay or not, he won't touch another penguin.
Mandrake Linux = The prostitue pengin of the bunch. Of course he's gay, how else could he be? He only gives up for money, however.
Slackware Linux = The penguin which is built from the ground up over and over. This penguin has to be made gay or straight by it's master, it's cloned, and you force ideas into it's head.
SuSE Linux= Similar to Mandrake, but this penguin prefers to do things without being paid. But remember, you only get him or a limited time, and then he's off to someoe else. He is, of course, green and gay.
Trustix Secure Linux = This penguin is meant to not get emotionally involved. He too is bisexual, and he stays around, but never expect an "I love you" out of him.
TurboLinux = Made by people who's names you can't pronounce, A mimic of the Fedora penguin, but he leans the other way. He's straight, deal with it.
I am a Linux user, and I use Fedor and Slackware. I admit it. I prefer Slackware, but Fedora is easier. I did not mean to offend Linux, Penguins, or Homosexuals. This is meant in fun.
College Linux = Straight. He's on the right path, getting a good education.
Debian Linux= A demigod of the Linux world. He is not gay due to the idea that he's packing, extremely odd for a member of homosexuality.
Fedora Linux= This penguin screams flamer. Though the stable building you notice several things different (take the gcc patch for example).
FreeBSD = This penguin isn't even really a penguin. He's the bisexual overlord of Linux, right there with Debian. He's just disguised as a penguin.
Gentoo Linux= Another bisexual, a love slave penguin built for the FreeBSD demon-in-disguise.
Knoppix Linux= The penguin without sex. Some so sleak, so complete, is still a virgin without a doubt. It doesn't matter if he's gay or not, he won't touch another penguin.
Mandrake Linux = The prostitue pengin of the bunch. Of course he's gay, how else could he be? He only gives up for money, however.
Slackware Linux = The penguin which is built from the ground up over and over. This penguin has to be made gay or straight by it's master, it's cloned, and you force ideas into it's head.
SuSE Linux= Similar to Mandrake, but this penguin prefers to do things without being paid. But remember, you only get him or a limited time, and then he's off to someoe else. He is, of course, green and gay.
Trustix Secure Linux = This penguin is meant to not get emotionally involved. He too is bisexual, and he stays around, but never expect an "I love you" out of him.
TurboLinux = Made by people who's names you can't pronounce, A mimic of the Fedora penguin, but he leans the other way. He's straight, deal with it.
I am a Linux user, and I use Fedor and Slackware. I admit it. I prefer Slackware, but Fedora is easier. I did not mean to offend Linux, Penguins, or Homosexuals. This is meant in fun.