All My Children: Stop Making Me Love Krystal With A K
Seriously AMC! Why take away my hate? It's festered for KWAK ever since the babyswitch debacle where she hardly served one day of her 10 year sentence for switching the lab results and led first Babe then Bianca to believe Miranda was dead and that baby girl was Babe and JR's. Babe got most of the reign of fire blame for that horrible fiasco it was really Krystal's doing. I twitched when Bianca returned with Reese and she let Krystal hold Gabrielle. I almost shouted at the television, totally channeling the comatose Kendall, "Binks! WTF are you doing! This woman kept Mimo from you for nine months! She let you believe your oldest daughter was dead and now you're going to let her hold and cozy up to your newborn?! NOOOOO."
So why the change of heart and sudden love? Because she finally acknowledged her horrible crimes? Because Bianca admitted that Krystal was as much to blame as David? Because Bianca realized JR was as much a victim in all that (and not the pure evil KWAK, Babe, and David made him out to be) mess as she was? Nope. That will never happen so I must let go of my hope it ever will.
Instead, I'll find happiness in the fact Krystal is a really supportive and loving mother. I mean, she is. She's selfish and sort of amoral as the babyswitch proved but fuck if she doesn't do whatever the hell she can to keep her kids happy and safe. Which has been said was her warped reasoning behind the babyswitch. The fact that only her kids matter and she doesn't give a fuck about screwing anyone else over if it'll help them. They totally tried to Martinize her and clean up her image but I think she still has that white trash I'll stab you in the back for my kid tendency. Which I can appreciate since I love Marissa and Marissa is Krystal's kid and Marissa loves Bianca. Which Marissa told Krystal today and Krystal? Well...
She doesn't give a damn and she's fucking awesome. Of course she knows Bianca is a big prize. I love when people acknowledge Bianca is a catch because it's rarely done and it drives me batty. If Bianca was a man on this damn show she'd have so many women chasing after her it wouldn't even be funny. She should have a harem filled with many attractive women who worship her. Anyway!
Krystal made me love her today and Bianca/Marissa are increasingly adorable. I swear. I think Marissa has Bianca-dar because she totally turns everytime Bianca walks in a room. It's so cute. So was their handholding and Bianca's big brown eyes of shyness and affection and ahhh, don't you want to hug them?
I really want them to discuss their ~*~feelings~*~ somewhere in private though. Particularly Bianca confessing to Marissa that she's in love with her too. I did like how Marissa said that Bianca addressed the attraction first. It made it very much clear that this isn't just a "I love her soul" crap with Marissa. She's physically and emotionally attracted to Bianca and yayyyy, you guys! Yayyyy!
They're painfully perfect. But you know what's even more perfect? These spoilers involving Erica and this picture of Janet being HILARIOUSLY AWESOME. I apologize for the wackiness of this pix. The scanner did something weird to the orientation.
See that little head in the corner? That's Annie! I had no idea that Erica was going to end up in Oak Haven and be part of the escape crew of sheer awesome. I cannot wait for this episode. It shall be the epitome of greatness. Also? Here's a preview of Erica escaping and shanking David in a moment of diva vengeance.
Here's a question though. What happened to Jane? Does she run off with Ben? If she does how will Erica ever convince anyone all that crazy stuff (with the exception of shanking David) wasn't her but a duplicate imposter? And why does Erica shank David anyway? I mean, I know he kept Jane's secret and helped her crash and burn her relationship with Jackson but Jane kidnapped her, not David. Hmmmm. Questions!
Also, also? Maria is pretty and I love her.
So why the change of heart and sudden love? Because she finally acknowledged her horrible crimes? Because Bianca admitted that Krystal was as much to blame as David? Because Bianca realized JR was as much a victim in all that (and not the pure evil KWAK, Babe, and David made him out to be) mess as she was? Nope. That will never happen so I must let go of my hope it ever will.
Instead, I'll find happiness in the fact Krystal is a really supportive and loving mother. I mean, she is. She's selfish and sort of amoral as the babyswitch proved but fuck if she doesn't do whatever the hell she can to keep her kids happy and safe. Which has been said was her warped reasoning behind the babyswitch. The fact that only her kids matter and she doesn't give a fuck about screwing anyone else over if it'll help them. They totally tried to Martinize her and clean up her image but I think she still has that white trash I'll stab you in the back for my kid tendency. Which I can appreciate since I love Marissa and Marissa is Krystal's kid and Marissa loves Bianca. Which Marissa told Krystal today and Krystal? Well...
Click to viewShe doesn't give a damn and she's fucking awesome. Of course she knows Bianca is a big prize. I love when people acknowledge Bianca is a catch because it's rarely done and it drives me batty. If Bianca was a man on this damn show she'd have so many women chasing after her it wouldn't even be funny. She should have a harem filled with many attractive women who worship her. Anyway!
Krystal made me love her today and Bianca/Marissa are increasingly adorable. I swear. I think Marissa has Bianca-dar because she totally turns everytime Bianca walks in a room. It's so cute. So was their handholding and Bianca's big brown eyes of shyness and affection and ahhh, don't you want to hug them?
I really want them to discuss their ~*~feelings~*~ somewhere in private though. Particularly Bianca confessing to Marissa that she's in love with her too. I did like how Marissa said that Bianca addressed the attraction first. It made it very much clear that this isn't just a "I love her soul" crap with Marissa. She's physically and emotionally attracted to Bianca and yayyyy, you guys! Yayyyy!
They're painfully perfect. But you know what's even more perfect? These spoilers involving Erica and this picture of Janet being HILARIOUSLY AWESOME. I apologize for the wackiness of this pix. The scanner did something weird to the orientation.
See that little head in the corner? That's Annie! I had no idea that Erica was going to end up in Oak Haven and be part of the escape crew of sheer awesome. I cannot wait for this episode. It shall be the epitome of greatness. Also? Here's a preview of Erica escaping and shanking David in a moment of diva vengeance.
Here's a question though. What happened to Jane? Does she run off with Ben? If she does how will Erica ever convince anyone all that crazy stuff (with the exception of shanking David) wasn't her but a duplicate imposter? And why does Erica shank David anyway? I mean, I know he kept Jane's secret and helped her crash and burn her relationship with Jackson but Jane kidnapped her, not David. Hmmmm. Questions!
Also, also? Maria is pretty and I love her.