things that piss me off, could you be one of them?
1. Bad smells. This may be relative as fuck, as when I say "bad" it is incredibly specific to what I think is bad. For instance: I love the smell of cigarette smoke on fingers, especially if they are man fingers.
2. Center hair parts. Go back to your trailer and look in the mirror, plz. thx.
3. People fucking with me. Please see last post.
4. Lame' leggings. They're stupid. As in, American Apparel/Urban Outfitter told you to buy them. You are a tool.
5. Urban Outfitters starting to make vintage hats. The thing with that is it is a contradiction in terms. Stupid.
6. Fat bitches. You are fat, stop bitching and go run somewhere instead.
7. Chandelierings. Those were never "in," not even when people were wearing them. They are stupid, and so are you for buying four to get one free from Claire's. Asshole.
8. Trite, pretty things. I don't have an explanation. Shit just pisses me off.
9. Those who make you feel hella guilty.
10. People who hate the word "hella," FUCK YOU.
11. Saving the paper bags from groceries. Turns out, they can't really be used for anything else.
12. Drunk bitches that shop for vintage and yell and fuck my shit up.
13. Couples that shop together for HOURS and end up buying nothing because the other one didn't like whatever they tried on.
14. When people ask for your number but then do not call you.
15. Dating in general. Stupid and taxing.
16. GEs. More specifically, Math.
17. Classes that are not offered at State anymore but are NEEDED for me to complete my minor. Where did HMSX 300 go?!
18. Natural blondes who dye their hair, and then try to go back to blonde. YOU'RE DUMB.
19. Men who decide to love me LONG after I've stopped loving them.
20. Maybe replace the last one with "my timing."
21. Allergies !
22. People who demand attention when they know someone who has passed away.
23. Bad kissers.
24. Bitches who claim to have thought of something conveniently right before I decide to do it.
25. The fact that I'm not Shannyn Sossoman.
26. MY INABILITY TO SAVE MONEY!!!
2. Center hair parts. Go back to your trailer and look in the mirror, plz. thx.
3. People fucking with me. Please see last post.
4. Lame' leggings. They're stupid. As in, American Apparel/Urban Outfitter told you to buy them. You are a tool.
5. Urban Outfitters starting to make vintage hats. The thing with that is it is a contradiction in terms. Stupid.
6. Fat bitches. You are fat, stop bitching and go run somewhere instead.
7. Chandelierings. Those were never "in," not even when people were wearing them. They are stupid, and so are you for buying four to get one free from Claire's. Asshole.
8. Trite, pretty things. I don't have an explanation. Shit just pisses me off.
9. Those who make you feel hella guilty.
10. People who hate the word "hella," FUCK YOU.
11. Saving the paper bags from groceries. Turns out, they can't really be used for anything else.
12. Drunk bitches that shop for vintage and yell and fuck my shit up.
13. Couples that shop together for HOURS and end up buying nothing because the other one didn't like whatever they tried on.
14. When people ask for your number but then do not call you.
15. Dating in general. Stupid and taxing.
16. GEs. More specifically, Math.
17. Classes that are not offered at State anymore but are NEEDED for me to complete my minor. Where did HMSX 300 go?!
18. Natural blondes who dye their hair, and then try to go back to blonde. YOU'RE DUMB.
19. Men who decide to love me LONG after I've stopped loving them.
20. Maybe replace the last one with "my timing."
21. Allergies !
22. People who demand attention when they know someone who has passed away.
23. Bad kissers.
24. Bitches who claim to have thought of something conveniently right before I decide to do it.
25. The fact that I'm not Shannyn Sossoman.
26. MY INABILITY TO SAVE MONEY!!!