Someone else peed in my pants
I went in to work yesterday and the office manager asked me how I was enjoying spring break with the kids. And so I told her.
Me: We went to the museum yesterday.
Her: Oh how was that?
Me: $81.00 which is kind of steep as the baby was free.
Her: holy shit! wow. That's a lot.
Me: yeah this is a great example of why I'm always broke.
Her: No doubt, I had no idea the museum as that expensive!
Me: Yeah and then we went out for lunch and someone else peed in my pants.
Her: WHAT?!
Me: yeah the baby was on my lap and I guess she'd wiggled out of her diaper, because she peed through her diaper, her pants, her snow pants, down my lap and past me knees. Like this kid, she's not even 2 and I swear she has the bladder capacity of a small rhino!!
Her: oh my god that's kinda funny.
Me: oh totally, how often does someone else pee your pants?
Her: well I've done a lot of babysitting but no one's ever peed on me. A kid barfed in my dinner once, I was kinda tired so I just ignored it.
Me: The joys of motherhood.
Her: Exactly.
Other than work and kids I have done NOTHING all week. sorry stuff I enjoy, I miss you.
Me: We went to the museum yesterday.
Her: Oh how was that?
Me: $81.00 which is kind of steep as the baby was free.
Her: holy shit! wow. That's a lot.
Me: yeah this is a great example of why I'm always broke.
Her: No doubt, I had no idea the museum as that expensive!
Me: Yeah and then we went out for lunch and someone else peed in my pants.
Her: WHAT?!
Me: yeah the baby was on my lap and I guess she'd wiggled out of her diaper, because she peed through her diaper, her pants, her snow pants, down my lap and past me knees. Like this kid, she's not even 2 and I swear she has the bladder capacity of a small rhino!!
Her: oh my god that's kinda funny.
Me: oh totally, how often does someone else pee your pants?
Her: well I've done a lot of babysitting but no one's ever peed on me. A kid barfed in my dinner once, I was kinda tired so I just ignored it.
Me: The joys of motherhood.
Her: Exactly.
Other than work and kids I have done NOTHING all week. sorry stuff I enjoy, I miss you.