Five Maneuvers Bobby Taught Darrien
5. The flying tackle that Bobby uses whenever he has to chase after a perp.
4. The talk-in-circles-so-long-your-enemy-gets-flustered-and-makes-a mistake branch of Hobbes-logic.
3. The bed tackle, which is a more enjoyable version of the flying tackle, that does not involve cuffs - most of the time.
2. A dance move that makes Bobby look extremely sexy, but makes the lanky Darrien feel awkward.
1. There's this thing, with his tongue, that would make any man rock-hard.
4. The talk-in-circles-so-long-your-enemy-gets-flustered-and-makes-a mistake branch of Hobbes-logic.
3. The bed tackle, which is a more enjoyable version of the flying tackle, that does not involve cuffs - most of the time.
2. A dance move that makes Bobby look extremely sexy, but makes the lanky Darrien feel awkward.
1. There's this thing, with his tongue, that would make any man rock-hard.