Christophology. The greatest of the ologies. (Stolen from Candice)
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name
followed by "ology".
***********FOODOLOGY***************
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Some kind of vinaigrette, but not in a gay way.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Jerusalem Cafe. Which is in Kansas City, which is 3 hours away, but none of the restaurants here understand that you don't want everything deep fried.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it?
sandwiches. 'cause you can make a bunch of different kinds, see?
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
black olives. green olives. the yin and yang of pizza toppings.
What do you like to put on your toast?
regular butter. i'm not too much of a fancy pants when it comes to breakfast.
***********TECHNOLOGY***************
How many televisions are in your house?
1. and it is for Playstation/DVD watching/Jude's bouncy pony game only.
What color cell phone do you have?
black b*tch
Do you have an Ipod?
I have an iPhone. Consequently i also have an iPod, GPS, handheld internet browser and digital camera. so eat it.
***************BIOLOGY******************
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right, but i practice things left handed in case i ever lose my right arm. always be prepared.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
there was that exorcism...
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
does a 30 lb baby count? actually he doesn't count yet, he's only 1. whaddaya want?
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
for all the kickboxing, san shao and martial arts tournaments i've done i've only been knocked out once, and that was because i hit my head on a bathtub when i was a kid.
************BLAH-OLOGY**************
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
yes, because then I could do ANYTHING dangerous I wanted all Big Fish style.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Apollonius is a pretty awesome name.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
yes. i would probably do it for $25, even.
************DUMBOLOGY******************
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Winners don't wear flip flops.
Last person you talked to?
Rick, my next cubicle neighbor.
Last person you hugged?
Jude Lochlan
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
Seasons
fall.
Holiday?
Halloween! Although it's not as fun as it used to be when I was younger, but will probably get more fun as Jude gets older.
Day of the week?
monday. (Candice? Monday? are you alright?) Mine's Friday, and not just for the Cure song. Although that's part of it.
Month?
october 15-november 15. that's a month. and it's my favorite. don't judge me.
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
Missing someone?
In general, yes.
Mood?
hopped up on morning coffee
What are you listening to?
coworkers blabbing about their vacations they can afford to take.
Watching?
Aquarion - an anime shamelessly ripping off Neon Genesis Evangelion yet still super awesome in its own right.
Worrying about?
I haven't done any work in about an hour and I'm worried it will take me all day now.
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
First place you went this morning?
Ridewell
What's the last movie you saw in theaters?
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen it was glorious.
Do you smile often?
not as often as i'd like to, but who does?
Sleeping Alone Tonight?
nope
************OTHER-OLOGY*****************
1)Do you always answer your phone?
virtually always. when i have it on me. which is very, very seldom.
2) Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
somebody who better have a damn good reason, but most likely Dugan
3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Same color but they'd glow.
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
i haven't been to Sonic since i was 17 or 18 and i knocked that little serving tray thing off with my mom's car. EAT IT SERVING TRAY THING!
5) Do you own a digital camera?
i own the entire future in one thin, black casing.
6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
I have never had a pet fish. hm.
7) Favorite Christmas song(s)
Any of Weird Al's or the Vandal's christmas hits.
8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
Digital Camcorder. So I can be a vlogger. So I can get more people to LOOK AT ME!!!!
9) Can you do push ups?
I can do 100 pushups, but only about 25 with a 30lb baby on my back.
10) Can you do a chin up?
not quite, but i can do an eyebrow up.
11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
So excited. Then nervous. Then possibly dead or very, super excited.
12) Do you have any saved texts?
No, but I probably have some old AIM conversations saved in an email account somewhere.
14) Do you have an accent?
Everyone has an accent. Mine is generic American with a tiny pinch of Old Timey New England just because in my head I'm living in a Lovecraftian dystopia.
15) What is the last song to make you cry?
Songs don't make me cry, though Jeffery Lewis' Back When I Was Four did stir me emotionally.
16) Plans tonight?
Go to Kung Fu(?), possibly drink a beer and smoke a cigar with Auna.
17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Man, I've felt so much different crap that this question is impossible to answer for sure.
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
I didn't buy anything yesterday. I'm a bad consumer.
19) Have you ever been given roses?
I have been given a rose. Twice.
20) Current worry?
I'm moving in about a month and I don't want to pack anything, but I probably should.
21) Current hate right now?
Injustice, Unfairness, The Strong oppressing the weak.
22) Met someone who changed your life?
Everyone I've met has changed my life in at least a small way.
24) What song represents you?
The Future - Leonard Cohen
25) Name three people who might complete this?
Your Mom. (she counts as 3 people.)
26) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
I will. You see if you can asycnronize the wave pattern of the Higgs Bosons in the particles of your own body then they will emit anti-gravitons which will cause you to be pushed by gravity at a speed greater than light and consequently travel backward through time. Ironically, if this is true/possible then faster than light speed travel is actually easier than light speed travel which would require the nullification of the vibration of the Higgs Boson... hang on! Crap, if you travel backward in time you will crash into your past self from the previous moment and since all of your particles will be vibrating exactly the same except for your Higg's Bosons which will be vibrating asynchronously they will annihilate each other causing you to have zero mass and thus travel at the speed of light which will cause you to experience all of time as a single moment and the Universe will end before you can figure out how to slow down. Dang it. Maybe I wont.
27) Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Not a consecutive year, no.
28) Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
yes/no
29) Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
Barring very unfortunate accidents, yes.
30) Does anyone love you?
Everyone loves me, I freaking rule.
31) Would you be a pirate?
I would be the modern romanticized idea of a pirate. Not the raping, murdering, real kind.
32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Usually I sing Jonathan Coulton's All We Wanna Do is Eat Your Brains, followed by MC Chris' Geek. Because I am rad.
33) Ever had someone sing to you?
Yes, with a guitar and everything. It is hawt.
34) When did you last cry?
Many Many years ago.
36) Do you like to cuddle?
Cuddle, snuggle, call it what you will. It is great.
37) Have you held hands with anyone today?
Maybe, I don't remember. Wait, I held Jude's hand while he walked around a little bit this morning because that is wonderful.
38) Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Optimus Prime.
39) What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
I didn't actually like music in elementary school. The first song I heard that I liked was Counting Crows' Mister Jones.
40) Do you believe in staying close with your ex's?
One or two. or three.
41) Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Very few are new. I haven't made a new friend that I didn't meet through a current friend since I was 20 years old.
42) Do you like pulpy orange juice?
Yes. All Orange Juice is sacred.
43) What is something your friends make fun of you for?
my life, lol. (Me too, Candice... me too)
followed by "ology".
***********FOODOLOGY***************
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Some kind of vinaigrette, but not in a gay way.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Jerusalem Cafe. Which is in Kansas City, which is 3 hours away, but none of the restaurants here understand that you don't want everything deep fried.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it?
sandwiches. 'cause you can make a bunch of different kinds, see?
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
black olives. green olives. the yin and yang of pizza toppings.
What do you like to put on your toast?
regular butter. i'm not too much of a fancy pants when it comes to breakfast.
***********TECHNOLOGY***************
How many televisions are in your house?
1. and it is for Playstation/DVD watching/Jude's bouncy pony game only.
What color cell phone do you have?
black b*tch
Do you have an Ipod?
I have an iPhone. Consequently i also have an iPod, GPS, handheld internet browser and digital camera. so eat it.
***************BIOLOGY******************
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right, but i practice things left handed in case i ever lose my right arm. always be prepared.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
there was that exorcism...
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
does a 30 lb baby count? actually he doesn't count yet, he's only 1. whaddaya want?
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
for all the kickboxing, san shao and martial arts tournaments i've done i've only been knocked out once, and that was because i hit my head on a bathtub when i was a kid.
************BLAH-OLOGY**************
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
yes, because then I could do ANYTHING dangerous I wanted all Big Fish style.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Apollonius is a pretty awesome name.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
yes. i would probably do it for $25, even.
************DUMBOLOGY******************
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Winners don't wear flip flops.
Last person you talked to?
Rick, my next cubicle neighbor.
Last person you hugged?
Jude Lochlan
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
Seasons
fall.
Holiday?
Halloween! Although it's not as fun as it used to be when I was younger, but will probably get more fun as Jude gets older.
Day of the week?
monday. (Candice? Monday? are you alright?) Mine's Friday, and not just for the Cure song. Although that's part of it.
Month?
october 15-november 15. that's a month. and it's my favorite. don't judge me.
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
Missing someone?
In general, yes.
Mood?
hopped up on morning coffee
What are you listening to?
coworkers blabbing about their vacations they can afford to take.
Watching?
Aquarion - an anime shamelessly ripping off Neon Genesis Evangelion yet still super awesome in its own right.
Worrying about?
I haven't done any work in about an hour and I'm worried it will take me all day now.
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
First place you went this morning?
Ridewell
What's the last movie you saw in theaters?
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen it was glorious.
Do you smile often?
not as often as i'd like to, but who does?
Sleeping Alone Tonight?
nope
************OTHER-OLOGY*****************
1)Do you always answer your phone?
virtually always. when i have it on me. which is very, very seldom.
2) Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
somebody who better have a damn good reason, but most likely Dugan
3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Same color but they'd glow.
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
i haven't been to Sonic since i was 17 or 18 and i knocked that little serving tray thing off with my mom's car. EAT IT SERVING TRAY THING!
5) Do you own a digital camera?
i own the entire future in one thin, black casing.
6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
I have never had a pet fish. hm.
7) Favorite Christmas song(s)
Any of Weird Al's or the Vandal's christmas hits.
8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
Digital Camcorder. So I can be a vlogger. So I can get more people to LOOK AT ME!!!!
9) Can you do push ups?
I can do 100 pushups, but only about 25 with a 30lb baby on my back.
10) Can you do a chin up?
not quite, but i can do an eyebrow up.
11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
So excited. Then nervous. Then possibly dead or very, super excited.
12) Do you have any saved texts?
No, but I probably have some old AIM conversations saved in an email account somewhere.
14) Do you have an accent?
Everyone has an accent. Mine is generic American with a tiny pinch of Old Timey New England just because in my head I'm living in a Lovecraftian dystopia.
15) What is the last song to make you cry?
Songs don't make me cry, though Jeffery Lewis' Back When I Was Four did stir me emotionally.
16) Plans tonight?
Go to Kung Fu(?), possibly drink a beer and smoke a cigar with Auna.
17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Man, I've felt so much different crap that this question is impossible to answer for sure.
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
I didn't buy anything yesterday. I'm a bad consumer.
19) Have you ever been given roses?
I have been given a rose. Twice.
20) Current worry?
I'm moving in about a month and I don't want to pack anything, but I probably should.
21) Current hate right now?
Injustice, Unfairness, The Strong oppressing the weak.
22) Met someone who changed your life?
Everyone I've met has changed my life in at least a small way.
24) What song represents you?
The Future - Leonard Cohen
25) Name three people who might complete this?
Your Mom. (she counts as 3 people.)
26) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
I will. You see if you can asycnronize the wave pattern of the Higgs Bosons in the particles of your own body then they will emit anti-gravitons which will cause you to be pushed by gravity at a speed greater than light and consequently travel backward through time. Ironically, if this is true/possible then faster than light speed travel is actually easier than light speed travel which would require the nullification of the vibration of the Higgs Boson... hang on! Crap, if you travel backward in time you will crash into your past self from the previous moment and since all of your particles will be vibrating exactly the same except for your Higg's Bosons which will be vibrating asynchronously they will annihilate each other causing you to have zero mass and thus travel at the speed of light which will cause you to experience all of time as a single moment and the Universe will end before you can figure out how to slow down. Dang it. Maybe I wont.
27) Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Not a consecutive year, no.
28) Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
yes/no
29) Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
Barring very unfortunate accidents, yes.
30) Does anyone love you?
Everyone loves me, I freaking rule.
31) Would you be a pirate?
I would be the modern romanticized idea of a pirate. Not the raping, murdering, real kind.
32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Usually I sing Jonathan Coulton's All We Wanna Do is Eat Your Brains, followed by MC Chris' Geek. Because I am rad.
33) Ever had someone sing to you?
Yes, with a guitar and everything. It is hawt.
34) When did you last cry?
Many Many years ago.
36) Do you like to cuddle?
Cuddle, snuggle, call it what you will. It is great.
37) Have you held hands with anyone today?
Maybe, I don't remember. Wait, I held Jude's hand while he walked around a little bit this morning because that is wonderful.
38) Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Optimus Prime.
39) What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
I didn't actually like music in elementary school. The first song I heard that I liked was Counting Crows' Mister Jones.
40) Do you believe in staying close with your ex's?
One or two. or three.
41) Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Very few are new. I haven't made a new friend that I didn't meet through a current friend since I was 20 years old.
42) Do you like pulpy orange juice?
Yes. All Orange Juice is sacred.
43) What is something your friends make fun of you for?
my life, lol. (Me too, Candice... me too)