She found Mr. Right!!!! ^_^

Aug 20, 2008 16:25

Dear Mali:
So, we really, really thougth you satisfied your hunger for sex both of the times you managed to escape to the street, but apparently we caught you before "the act". XD. Either that or you're sexually insatiable, as you dad says.
BTW, I'm deeply sorry for the death of Stitch, one of your aspiring boyfriends from the neighborhood. No cat deserves to be killed by dogs, no matter how annoying he was, chasing you whenever you set foot (or paw) on the backyard.
But you know it was not meant to be. That relationship was going nowhere, Stitch was too much of a ladies man (or cat).
And so you're now on a strange house, with a strange woman. Well, that woman is your new mother in law and you're currently in the house of your official boyfriend, Mamaluk, a lovely chocolate point siamese. He's such a handsome fellow, don't you think? Yes, he's an older man (cat) and twice your size, but hey, that can be an advantage... he's way more experienced that any of those youngsters that chased you here.
I miss you, baby girl. You haven't left our house since we brought you, more than a year ago. For the first time you won't be there to greet me when I come back from work tonight and I know you were pretty scared and disoriented when I left you in the strange house this morning.
But believe me, you're in better company right now. Mamaluk seemed very impressed with you and I think you were pretty much in awe when he approached you and sniffed you. So I really hope you aren't hiding under the stove anymore, but instead enjoying all kinds of carnal pleasures, forbidden until now. ^_^
And I expect to see some cute grand-kitties soon, lady.
See you in a couple of days...
Lots of Love
Mom.

(X-posted to my note_to_cat)

mali

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