CONDOMS PEOPLE! Condoms!
Well the end of the year is near. Only eight more days of students.....
Students:
"Ms. Brown! I broke my finger on the book!"
''Ms. Brown! I glued my shoe to the desk!"
"Ms. Brown! Tell him to stop hitting me!"
"Ms. Brown your room smells!"
"Ms. Brown why am I failing? "
Me:
"Good. Maybe if you read books more often they wouldn't attack you."
"Good. When the bell rings you can stay after class and clean all of the desks."
"You deserved it."
"So, take a shower."
"You are failing because you haven't turned in anything the entire year!"
What a long ass year!
Students:
"Ms. Brown! I broke my finger on the book!"
''Ms. Brown! I glued my shoe to the desk!"
"Ms. Brown! Tell him to stop hitting me!"
"Ms. Brown your room smells!"
"Ms. Brown why am I failing? "
Me:
"Good. Maybe if you read books more often they wouldn't attack you."
"Good. When the bell rings you can stay after class and clean all of the desks."
"You deserved it."
"So, take a shower."
"You are failing because you haven't turned in anything the entire year!"
What a long ass year!