Dec 11, 2011 22:46
[Phone;]
Oh cod oh shit oh cod oh shit. The Empress - the Condesce - she's here and she'll cull you all if she gets the chance. Just - let me handle her. Please. Please. Don't get near her please please please.
Sollux...get over here too because she's not getting her coddamn hands on a yellowblood on my watch. I don't care if you and Eridan bicker at each other just get over here. And yes, he's here with me, no need to worry about that part.
[Considering he's hardly left her side since Scratch was an asshole.]
You guys, please don't - promise me you won't deal with her. Please. Come here if you need to, stay home if you think it's best, just...let me deal with her.
[action; 5719 Cunningham Lane]
[Feferi is sitting silently on her bed, holding her culling fork and turning it slowly - while holding it horizontally - in her hands. And she is freaked out.]
[ooc: minor edit for time shenanigans; okayed with Eridan's mun! does not affect current threads.]
alert alert alert,
oh cod oh cod oh cod,
did i say oh shit enough?,
oh shit it's the fucking condesce,
impending pirouette off the handle