Old joke in new clothes
A guy phones up the White House:
- Good morning, White House, how may I help you?
- Hi, I'd like to leave a message for President Bush.
- Sir, President Bush has left the White House. President Obama is in office now.
A little later he rings again:
- Good afternoon, White House, how may I help you?
- Hi, I'd like to leave a message for President Bush.
- Sir, President Bush has left the White House. President Obama is in office now.
And then again:
- Good evening, White House, how may I help you?
- Hi, I'd like to leave a message for President Bush.
- Sir, President Bush has left the White House. President Obama is in office now. And Sir, I told you that already. Twice.
- I know, I know, I just love to hear you say it.
- Good morning, White House, how may I help you?
- Hi, I'd like to leave a message for President Bush.
- Sir, President Bush has left the White House. President Obama is in office now.
A little later he rings again:
- Good afternoon, White House, how may I help you?
- Hi, I'd like to leave a message for President Bush.
- Sir, President Bush has left the White House. President Obama is in office now.
And then again:
- Good evening, White House, how may I help you?
- Hi, I'd like to leave a message for President Bush.
- Sir, President Bush has left the White House. President Obama is in office now. And Sir, I told you that already. Twice.
- I know, I know, I just love to hear you say it.