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Well i finally got to deliver my speech today and it went better than everybody elses in the class. All I have to do to get my A+ is give a few of my favorite quotes from John Stienbeck. How do these sound? “Light gay mountains full of sun and loveliness” “The first man was small and quick, dark of face, with restless eyes and sharp, strong features. Every part of him was defined: small, strong hands, slender arms, a thin and bony nose” Those are just a few of my favorite quotes, yeah right but those are the ones that i am going to use.
Well i really can't complain about my life right now except that my job sucks. I make fuckin 6.79 and i've been there almost 3 years how fucking sorry is that. But there is a lot of shit that i really wish were going better in my life. I wish that i had a girlfriend for one. I really do miss that, all the hugging kissing, fucking, everything that is fun to do with a girlfriend i miss. Although it doesn't bother me that i don't have one. I guess i am just looking for the right girl. It probably doesn't help that i don't go to many parties, or go out much because everybody else is up at school or im to drunk to even try and hit on a girl. Another thing that i am in disarray about is school. I think that i want to go into computers, but i don't know if i want to do that for the rest of my life. I was never pushed to chose anything im my life but for the first time ever, i have to choose a carrer that i will like for the rest of my life. Yeah thats a big one.
Well at least my family is coming down from up north this weekend for christmas. Hopefully i don't work on sunday afternoon then i can get fuckin shit faced. Yeah thats what me and my cuz like to do at family events. O man this girl on blind date is a fucking whore. But back to the main topic, i can't wait to give all my presents away this christmas, it makes me feel so good about myself that i can't stop smiling when everybody is opening them up. Plus i actually put some thought into some of my gifts. And this year I actually bought gifts for my friends. Yeah i never do that be it only a couple of them I still feel good about it. Wow that raspberry absolute looks really good maybe we should try it sometime. Well holla back at cha boy.
California Kings is the best drinking game in the world. If you want to get fucked up quick check this:
Spread cards face-down around a large cup. Draw in clockwise order. A "drink" is a normal sip.
- Ace - Social - He/she who draws proposes a toast and everyone drinks.
- 2-6 - Black (Clubs & Spades) - TAKE the card's value in drinks.
- 2-6 - Red (Hearts & Diamonds) - GIVE the card's value in drinks. The total may be split-up between multiple players.
- 7 - Waterfall - EVERYBODY begins to CHUG. You can't stop until the person to your RIGHT has stopped. He/she who draws may stop first.
- 8 - Thumb Master - He/she who draws puts his/her thumb on the table. The last person to do so drinks.
- 9 - Rhyme - He/she who draws says a sentence. The person to his/her LEFT must rhyme with the last word in the original sentence. This continues in clockwise order. Rhyming words may not be repeated. If you repeat a word or can't think of one, you drink.
- 10 - Category - He/she who draws thinks of a category, like "Simpsons Characters." Then, he/she says one, like "Homer." Then, the person to his/her LEFT must think of another one, like "Bart." This continues in clockwise order. If you repeat an item or can't think of one, you drink.
- Jack - Guys drink - A toast is often included.
- Queen - Ladies drink - A toast is often included.
- King - We don't call it "kings" for nothing. He/she who draws the first, second and third king pours some of his/her drink into the "large cup" AND comes up with a rule that must be obeyed for the rest of the game, like "no showing your teeth" or "no saying 'drink,' 'drank' or 'drunk'." Anyone in violation of a rule drinks. He/she who draws the fourth king must POUND the contents of the "large cup." Drawing the fourth king marks the end of the game.
Note:
Drawing the fourth king is a FATE WORSE THAN DEATH if there are a combination of beverages in the "large cup," like beer, wine cooler and vodka. In fact, some players insist that only beer be poured into the cup; but they don't have the love for the game.
Well i really can't complain about my life right now except that my job sucks. I make fuckin 6.79 and i've been there almost 3 years how fucking sorry is that. But there is a lot of shit that i really wish were going better in my life. I wish that i had a girlfriend for one. I really do miss that, all the hugging kissing, fucking, everything that is fun to do with a girlfriend i miss. Although it doesn't bother me that i don't have one. I guess i am just looking for the right girl. It probably doesn't help that i don't go to many parties, or go out much because everybody else is up at school or im to drunk to even try and hit on a girl. Another thing that i am in disarray about is school. I think that i want to go into computers, but i don't know if i want to do that for the rest of my life. I was never pushed to chose anything im my life but for the first time ever, i have to choose a carrer that i will like for the rest of my life. Yeah thats a big one.
Well at least my family is coming down from up north this weekend for christmas. Hopefully i don't work on sunday afternoon then i can get fuckin shit faced. Yeah thats what me and my cuz like to do at family events. O man this girl on blind date is a fucking whore. But back to the main topic, i can't wait to give all my presents away this christmas, it makes me feel so good about myself that i can't stop smiling when everybody is opening them up. Plus i actually put some thought into some of my gifts. And this year I actually bought gifts for my friends. Yeah i never do that be it only a couple of them I still feel good about it. Wow that raspberry absolute looks really good maybe we should try it sometime. Well holla back at cha boy.
California Kings is the best drinking game in the world. If you want to get fucked up quick check this:
Spread cards face-down around a large cup. Draw in clockwise order. A "drink" is a normal sip.
- Ace - Social - He/she who draws proposes a toast and everyone drinks.
- 2-6 - Black (Clubs & Spades) - TAKE the card's value in drinks.
- 2-6 - Red (Hearts & Diamonds) - GIVE the card's value in drinks. The total may be split-up between multiple players.
- 7 - Waterfall - EVERYBODY begins to CHUG. You can't stop until the person to your RIGHT has stopped. He/she who draws may stop first.
- 8 - Thumb Master - He/she who draws puts his/her thumb on the table. The last person to do so drinks.
- 9 - Rhyme - He/she who draws says a sentence. The person to his/her LEFT must rhyme with the last word in the original sentence. This continues in clockwise order. Rhyming words may not be repeated. If you repeat a word or can't think of one, you drink.
- 10 - Category - He/she who draws thinks of a category, like "Simpsons Characters." Then, he/she says one, like "Homer." Then, the person to his/her LEFT must think of another one, like "Bart." This continues in clockwise order. If you repeat an item or can't think of one, you drink.
- Jack - Guys drink - A toast is often included.
- Queen - Ladies drink - A toast is often included.
- King - We don't call it "kings" for nothing. He/she who draws the first, second and third king pours some of his/her drink into the "large cup" AND comes up with a rule that must be obeyed for the rest of the game, like "no showing your teeth" or "no saying 'drink,' 'drank' or 'drunk'." Anyone in violation of a rule drinks. He/she who draws the fourth king must POUND the contents of the "large cup." Drawing the fourth king marks the end of the game.
Note:
Drawing the fourth king is a FATE WORSE THAN DEATH if there are a combination of beverages in the "large cup," like beer, wine cooler and vodka. In fact, some players insist that only beer be poured into the cup; but they don't have the love for the game.