Um, Aiden?

[drcampbell]

You know the drink we took your husband out for to celebrate his return to work?

Aye, well, he might have maybe ended the night half naked and dancing on the bar to 'I Will Survive'. It's okay, though. He was still breathing during Riley's 2am nappy change.

And I dinne know what he did with his boxers, so dinnae ask.

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[mrpublicity]

I can't find enough swear words in my head.

[drcampbell]

That's very similar to what my wife said, only she found the swear words. We can just say it was the bachelor party he never got. And it's nay all my fault. Riley, Josh and Luke are just as much to blame.

[mrpublicity]

Percentage chance this will land him in hospital? He's only just back on his feet. You lot really need to learn how to play Twister or poker for fun - without booze.

[drcampbell]

Ooo, poker. Havenae had a poker night in ages. We should all have one. Boys only. You're nay in a very good mood, are you, buddy?

[mrpublicity]

Why does that notion alone scare me? Can I sign my husband out of that for practically being female? Not really, dude. And I'm in a worse one now.