Um, Aiden?

[drcampbell]

You know the drink we took your husband out for to celebrate his return to work?

Aye, well, he might have maybe ended the night half naked and dancing on the bar to 'I Will Survive'. It's okay, though. He was still breathing during Riley's 2am nappy change.

And I dinne know what he did with his boxers, so dinnae ask.