THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

[drawma_boy]

The human spirit is asked to endure many things.... the pains of growth, the agonies of inevitable separations, the hardship of life's lost dreams.... and 4-inch poisonous centipedes inside one's SHOWER!! Sweet lord in Heaven, begone hoary beast

Comments

[pyrobaby]

gah!! last year i had a gokiburi shower attack once but you win!! I did have a mukade last week though. sprayed the motherfucker till it stopped moving and then chucked it out the window. My main problem right now is slugs...WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY COMING FROM? And why can't I find the mosquito net I used last summer to sleep under? God I can't wait to move somewhere urban where at least anything crawling around my house won't be able to kill me in my sleep.

[lukewevers]

do just find random slug trails? It`s really effing strange, since I can never find the culprit, or how they are getting in.

[pyrobaby]

No, that's the weird part... I can't find any trails. just SLUGS. lately i've been finding little baby ones around my toilet... no trails on the seat or anything... no openings to the outside anywhere in the bathroom... WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY COMING FROM? I swear to god one of my neighbors is sneaking in and planting them.

[pyrobaby]

yeah, on the bright side, slugs won't kill you... but much like most of the patrons of maid cafes, just because they're harmless doesn't mean i wanna curl up in bed with one.

[drawma_boy]

i don't mind slugs.... they're soft, and slow, and are far more amusing to murder (with salt -- whereas, mukade vicously squirm, lashing about with blood-stained talons!!!)

[lukewevers]

haha

I have never thought to put salt on a slug, does it really work?

[drawma_boy]

PROJECT!!

[whitmanschild]

A great cure for slugs: three bowls, three beers. Pour the beers into the bowls and place them in the vicinity of the slug infestation. They'll smell the beer, climb up in, have a little drink, pass out and fall into the beer and drown. My grandma does this to keep the little fucks outta her garden, ans she swears by it. I just know that I often see scores of slug corpses in bowls of yellow stuff around her garden during spring and early summer. You might give it a try.

[lukewevers]

what a waste of beer