THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!
The human spirit is asked to endure many things.... the pains of growth, the agonies of inevitable separations, the hardship of life's lost dreams.... and 4-inch poisonous centipedes inside one's SHOWER!! Sweet lord in Heaven, begone hoary beast!!!
Why? WHY? 6 weeks to go and the bugs have EXPLODED! Plagues of pests. Scourges, I say. And now, my inner sanctum is being ravaged. OH GOD IT SAW MY JIBBLIES!!! And seeing me naked is privilege, people. A PRIVILEGE already loosely granted upon FAR TOO MANY losers! So, after a frightful scream, I decapitated it with the edge a shampoo bottle and sent that motherfucker straight.... to.... HELL!
EEEEEHHHITCHYCREEPYCRAWLIES!!!
Why? WHY? 6 weeks to go and the bugs have EXPLODED! Plagues of pests. Scourges, I say. And now, my inner sanctum is being ravaged. OH GOD IT SAW MY JIBBLIES!!! And seeing me naked is privilege, people. A PRIVILEGE already loosely granted upon FAR TOO MANY losers! So, after a frightful scream, I decapitated it with the edge a shampoo bottle and sent that motherfucker straight.... to.... HELL!
EEEEEHHHITCHYCREEPYCRAWLIES!!!