THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

[drawma_boy]

The human spirit is asked to endure many things.... the pains of growth, the agonies of inevitable separations, the hardship of life's lost dreams.... and 4-inch poisonous centipedes inside one's SHOWER!! Sweet lord in Heaven, begone hoary beast

Comments

[mister_a]

Was it really "white with age," as your use of 'hoary' would suggest?

Cause the 15cm (6in) one that Gareth kicked off MY LEG was jet black with bright red legs. Even more red after I doused that segmented beast with Johnny Walker and scorched off as many legs as I could with a cigarette.

Fuck Mukade.

[drawma_boy]

can hoary also indicate something "ancient," as the fucker's race has been around for millions of years?!?

[mister_a]

Perhaps, if you are being REALLY poetic. But I mean, come on Cody, you? Using poetic license? Simply absurd.

It would be like me using sarcasm.

In either event, it sure is funnier to picture the wyrm with great bushy eyebrows of white and a long, snowy beard...

[drawma_boy]

let's explore the REAL reason we like this word -- afterall, you can't spell "hoary" without spelling "hoar"! mwuah!!

[mister_a]

but isn't 'hoar' just an archaic form of 'frost?'

i don't get it.

[drawma_boy]

i dunno. yo mamma be a hoar, but she sure got all hot n' steamy last night!

[lukewevers]

burn!!

[mister_a]

'Cause she was in the kitchen. Where she belongs.