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[draw_a_card]

...Why does my coffee taste like... Bubblegum, is it? It's horrible.

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[ibreakrules]

Awww, come on Puffs. Bubblegum is good for you!

[draw_a_card]

I'm quite certain it isn't. It isn't even food.

[ibreakrules]

But it's tasty... and it would be a good accent to your hair.

[draw_a_card]

No it isn't, and no it wouldn't. If you are so fond of it, perhaps it would suit you better.

[ibreakrules]

Really? Sure, I'll have some. I'll be sure to put it to good use.

[draw_a_card]

Be forewarned that if you come near me with it, I will send you to be the Undertaker's test subject for his embalming salts.

[ibreakrules]

Psh. Like you could. Wanna give it a shot? I'm sure you'd make just as good of a test subject... maybe even a better one since it wouldn't take as long to wrap you up, you being short and all.

[draw_a_card]

You certainly aren't the worst thing I've ever faced. As it is, however, I am attempting not to kill anyone without exceptionally good reason.

[undertaking4u]

I am willing to accept ~either~ of you. Quality is not an issue here.

[ibreakrules]

Sorry, but it'd be more amusing to use him. He'd fight back. I'd just fall asleep in a coffin... It's what I sleep in at home.

[undertaking4u]

~Really~? Would you like one ~here~?

[ibreakrules]

It would be more comfortable if I pass out after becoming Zehel again...

[undertaking4u]

Is that a ~yes~ or a ~no~?

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[ibreakrules]

How 'bout a deal CCG. You get to make me a coffin in exchange for keeping your mouth shut about me being dead.

[undertaking4u]

The price I ~usually~ charge is ~laughter~. Make me ~laugh~ and the coffin is ~yours~.

[ibreakrules]

You're the one who wants to make one.