Dress for Sexcess
Title: Dress for Sex-cess
Author: angelps_7
Rating: PG-13, maybe? Just mature theme of strip teases, I guess.
Word Count: 344
Notes/Warning: Finally! Last one, Day 7. This was such a fun challenge. And Bridget Jone’s Diary… this is my favorite all time love story, so I know nothing I write will do it justice!!! But oh well, here’s a bit of fun. I wrote two different drabbles, but ended up choosing to post this one. Based on: “I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on.” and “I like you very much. Just as you are.”
The title is from an article I saw on Cosmo haha, and I can finally use my 'nice ass' icon! =)
Hermione stepped into their living room and pulled the book out of her boyfriend’s hands. “Hi Draco," she purred.
Draco’s eyes widened. “Hermione? What are you wearing?”
“Just a little something I picked up at a little store," she said, wobbling on her feet.
Draco watched amusedly as she tried to sit down beside him on the couch, but found that she couldn't bend properly at the waist. "Are you wearing a corset?"
“Yes," she said in what was meant to be a sexy voice, but rather came out as a breathy squeak.
“Hermione, you don't sound too great... why don't you take that off?”
“Ooh you mean a strip tease? Okay...." She stood up and paced in circles, trying to recall every detail of that book she'd read, hoping to get it right.
She stumbled a bit over her heels, and Draco stood up to steady her. "No, Hermione, I meant you should get into something more comfortable. You're going to hurt yourself!”
“Back off, Draco, I can do this.”
“Why are you even doing this?”
“I wanted to do something special for you on Valentine's Day, and you're ruining it.”
“I'm not ruining it, I'm just trying to help you save dignity. This isn't you at all.”
“But I thought you like girls wearing this sexy stuff?”
“Yeah, in Playwizard magazine! But not on you. You're sexy as hell just the way you are.”
“You don't like the corset, then?”
“I like you. Just the way you are.”
“But... admit it, my butt is pretty big.”
He laughed and kissed her lightly. "To tell you the truth, I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on."
She pulled back and slapped his shoulder playfully.
"What!"
“You're so crude!”
Draco flinched. “I only wanted to see your reaction," he said, chuckling. "It's how Blaise described you when he first saw you a few months ago!"
Hermione rolled her eyes, but responded to his kiss with fervor and directed him towards their bedroom.