Will: What are you doing?
Emma: I'm praying. I do it all the time in my head, but right now it's just not enough. And when I need help I know God hears me better on my knees. Something about the acoustics of the linoleum or something.

When Glee does something bad, they are very, very bad. But when they are good they are amazing.

[21:48] dramaturgy: Referring to Philip II as "strapping" perhaps going a bit too far, y/n?
[21:49] occultebelta: Not at all.
[21:49] dramaturgy: Oh good.
[21:49] dramaturgy: I am on the good crack
[21:49] occultebelta: Strapping young lad. >_>
[21:49] dramaturgy: LOL
[21:49] dramaturgy: But not as young as the Duke of Alencon.
[21:49] dramaturgy: OH
[21:49] occultebelta: OHHH

When you see this, quote Leo McGarry... like every year on December 16.Leo McGarry: [on the phone with the New York Times] 17 across. Yes, 17 across is wrong... You're spelling his name wrong... What's my name? My name doesn't matter. I am just an ordinary citizen who relies on the Times crossword for stimulation. And I'm telling you that I met the ( Read more... )

"My love for Lord John Marbury is real, it's not a schoolgirl crush. Do you know what he calls me? Principessa."
"Yeah, well, he calls Leo 'Gerald.'"

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"Sweden has a hundred percent literacy rate. One hundred percent. How do they manage that?"
"Maybe they don't and they just can't count either?"

I forgot how much I love The West Wing.

[20:29] my summers die: ~*Hate crime. I like it.
[20:30] my summers die: (Which I definitely just typed at hat crime.)
[20:31] likeabaroness: HAT CRIME
[20:31] likeabaroness: THIEVERY AND WRONGDOING DOWN AT THE HABERDASHERY

I was reading Stephenie Meyer's BD FAQ (here) because it was linked from F_W (I am hopelessly addicted) and I come across this gem:

Stories need conflict

WHERE WAS IT, STEPHENIE? WHERE WAS IT?

God, the more I think about it, the more it just feels like a punch in the gut.

[23:44] my summers die: Sorry I turned John Barrowman back on ( Read more... )

Leisl: "Virginity is like Pringles. Once you pop you can't stop."
midhenaer and mcdigitalgumby: ::crack up::

In reference to the ensuing comment war here, particularly this thread.

midhenaer: Alex: ::scares the daylights out of Abby by using capital letters::
cesontmesmots: a;dlkfj!!!
cesontmesmots: HE TOOK POINTS!
cesontmesmots: HE IS TURNING INTO FRANK!
midhenaer: XD
cesontmesmots: ALICE WANTS TO INTERVENE!
midhenaer:
midhenaer: Oh wait.
midhenaer: :-)
cesontmesmots: MY VOICES ARE ASCURRY OF DJS;LKFDSISHNESS!
midhenaer: Well he can't take points. He is not prefect, ( Read more... )

duchessdollydot: *completely and utterly amused by the Edward Furlong news story* His director must have been so ticked ( Read more... )