how jewish are you? 52!
How Jewish are you?
2pts a question
[x] if someone threw a penny you would chase after it
[ ] you know at least 5 words in yiddish
[x] you had your bar/bat mitzvah in a synagogue
[ ] you go to synagogue every saturday
[ ] you have been to israel
[ ] your family pet has a biblical name
[ ] your mother wants you to be a doctor/lawyer
[ ] you are offended by jew jokes
[x] if you are a guy you have been circumscised or a girl you have been baby named
[x] you went to hebrew school since you were little
total: 4
[x] you complain about everything
[x] you end a phone call with a family member by saying i love you
[ ] you go to a jewish summer camp
[ ] you went to preschool at a temple
[x] whenever a jew does something good to get on the news your father takes it as a personal compliment
[ ] you keep jewish holidays
[x] you order something at a restaurant and change it completely
[x] you dont take something at a restaurant because of one ingredient
[ ] you eat only kosher food
[x] you cant stand your grandmother for more than a few minutes at a time
total: 5
[ ] you understand and speak hebrew
[ ] you memorized the torah
[x] you never stop talking
[x] your mother never shuts up
[x] youve been made fun of for being jewish
[x] you cried about being made fun of
[ ] you freak out every time someone mentions hitler
[x] you are interested in the history of WWII
[x] silence seems awkward to you
[ ] gefilte fish is a favorite food of yours
total: 6
[x] you've never gone hunting
[ ] you went through puberty at an early age
[ ] you kafech a lot
[ ] you know what a "shvatsa" is
[x] you have at least one relative from new york or new jearsy
[ ] someone in your immediate family speaks hebrew
[ ] you keep shabbat
[x] your mother tells you to marry a jewish person
[x] you've called someone a shmuck
total: 4
[x] you know what shmuck means
[x] you cry when you watch a holocaust movie
[ ] you love the movie "life is beautiful"
[x] you wear glasses
[ ] your father has a beard
[x] your parents wanted to/did name you after a biblical person
[x] your parents always tell you what they would have named you if you were the opposite sex
[x] oy vey is an term you've used, respectively
[x] you think that you are always right and you are 90% of the time
[ ] you dont like being refered to as "the jew"
total: 7
wow. 52 points. maybe i am "the jew" lol.
p.s. life is great. since i've got home from nyc everything is growing great :)
2pts a question
[x] if someone threw a penny you would chase after it
[ ] you know at least 5 words in yiddish
[x] you had your bar/bat mitzvah in a synagogue
[ ] you go to synagogue every saturday
[ ] you have been to israel
[ ] your family pet has a biblical name
[ ] your mother wants you to be a doctor/lawyer
[ ] you are offended by jew jokes
[x] if you are a guy you have been circumscised or a girl you have been baby named
[x] you went to hebrew school since you were little
total: 4
[x] you complain about everything
[x] you end a phone call with a family member by saying i love you
[ ] you go to a jewish summer camp
[ ] you went to preschool at a temple
[x] whenever a jew does something good to get on the news your father takes it as a personal compliment
[ ] you keep jewish holidays
[x] you order something at a restaurant and change it completely
[x] you dont take something at a restaurant because of one ingredient
[ ] you eat only kosher food
[x] you cant stand your grandmother for more than a few minutes at a time
total: 5
[ ] you understand and speak hebrew
[ ] you memorized the torah
[x] you never stop talking
[x] your mother never shuts up
[x] youve been made fun of for being jewish
[x] you cried about being made fun of
[ ] you freak out every time someone mentions hitler
[x] you are interested in the history of WWII
[x] silence seems awkward to you
[ ] gefilte fish is a favorite food of yours
total: 6
[x] you've never gone hunting
[ ] you went through puberty at an early age
[ ] you kafech a lot
[ ] you know what a "shvatsa" is
[x] you have at least one relative from new york or new jearsy
[ ] someone in your immediate family speaks hebrew
[ ] you keep shabbat
[x] your mother tells you to marry a jewish person
[x] you've called someone a shmuck
total: 4
[x] you know what shmuck means
[x] you cry when you watch a holocaust movie
[ ] you love the movie "life is beautiful"
[x] you wear glasses
[ ] your father has a beard
[x] your parents wanted to/did name you after a biblical person
[x] your parents always tell you what they would have named you if you were the opposite sex
[x] oy vey is an term you've used, respectively
[x] you think that you are always right and you are 90% of the time
[ ] you dont like being refered to as "the jew"
total: 7
wow. 52 points. maybe i am "the jew" lol.
p.s. life is great. since i've got home from nyc everything is growing great :)