[author] dramaphile[fandom] Harry Potter/Velvet Goldmine crossover ( Read more... )

[title] Who Says You Can't Go Home?
[author] dramaphile
[rated] NC-17
[warnings] barbeque, schmoop, twangy accents, fireworks
[pairing] Jared/Jensen
[summary] Jensen goes to San Antonio with Jared for the Fourth of July, and remembers what home feels like.

( Texas and cold beer and firecrackers and the taste of Jared's mouth )

Firecrotch (or, that time when the Winchester boys banged Lindsay Lohan)
By: dramaphileRated: NC-17. No kiddies, plzkthx ( Read more... )

[Title]Look What My Baby Can Do
[Author] dramaphile
[Fandom] Supernatural/Transformers Crossover. Gen, but on crack.
[Characters] Sam, Dean, the Impala
[Words] 700
[Summary] The impala is a transformer. shuddup.
[notes] I blame this entirely on arabella_hope and my boyfriend, who showed me the Transformers trailer.
ETA There is now a sequel, Manual override

( Sam should have known they were being too cocky. )

Pirate vs Ninja
by dramaphile
rated: NC-17
pairing: Pansy/Hermione
summary: Pirate Hermione gets a strange visitor with a message to deliver.
notes: This story is for the very awesome redpiratemel, who is changing her name to redinjamel because it's so much more awesome to be a ninja.

( Decked out in her red and white striped pirate bikini, leather boots, and some no-doubt absurdly expensive suntan lotion she'd nicked from the yacht, Hermione was prepared for a nice nap in the warm sun. Little did she know, at that moment a mysterious figure in a black wetsuit was climbing up the starboard side of the boat. )

Strapped ( Read more... )

[Title]: The Box of Memories
[Rated]: PG
[Word Count]: 2,500
[Pairing]: Remus/Harry, Remus/James/Sirius (vague mention of Remus/Tonks and Neville/Luna)
[Warnings]: Character Death, General Angstiness, complete and utter lack of smut ( Read more... )

Okay so, this probably will make very little sense to anyone who didn't follow the_leaky, but I'm posting it here, just in case any of you did. For a quick recap, at The Leaky, Sirius is madly in love with Tracey Davis, and they've been together for five months. It's a pretty unconventional pairing, but it really does make sense. Plus, I absolutely adore ( Read more... )

Author: Dramaphile
Title: Over My Head
Rated: NC17
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Summary: Remus doesn't like heights. Sirius believes in positive reinforcement.
Warnings: gratuitous smut with no plot, Very High Up Places, somewhat fluffy
Word Count: 630
Notes: erm, written in about a half hour because arabella_hope said she wanted cable car fic, and uh, I was inspired ( Read more... )

Ummm just a warning, this is not Harry Potter and possibly includes references to *cough*tennis*cough* As a disclaimer, I am not a PoT-head, I do not watch the series, and I wrote this only because reddwarfer enticed me with the line, "you can just write porn and insert the names, pretty please" and may have offered me sexual favors. Which I plan on ( Read more... )