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[dramamine29]

so...this ronald McDonald...he's a pretty well known clown. but the scary part? he's not a real person. why is it that we know that George Washington was real, but kids recognize a spokesperson for a fastfood resteraunt more than they recognize the first president of the united states. why is it that small children don't recognize a picture of jesus, but they recognize the little girl from wendys? why do kids find fatty- fried foods to be some kind of reward?
congratulations!! you just recieved an A on your report card! please accept this artery-clogging, fat-filled, liver-killing beef patty as a token of my appreciation.

Lauizzle