[voice]

[breadstixxx]

¿Pero qué coño ha pasado aquí? ¡¿Qué coño dicen?!

[rough translation (v. vulgar phrasing btw, coño technically refers to female genitalia but is used as a slang in many phrases like this): What the hell is going on here? What the hell are you all saying?!]

Comments

[pinball_baby]

...

Did Mr. Schue set us homework to keep a journal or whatever in Spanish again?

translations are in hover fyi! trololol for this first comment tho

[breadstixxx]

No.

she just loves messing with him, sob o9!

[pinball_baby]

Oh, thank god. I would've been screwed.

lmaooo

[breadstixxx]

... Es la comunidad, Finn. Consiga un indicio.

[pettedasnake]

... huh?

translations will be in hover

[breadstixxx]

Hablo en español porque la comunidad.

[ She carefully emphasizes the words "español" and "comunidad" because they are both cognates and hopefully Brittany can figure out at least that much, because she's really not that dense, despite popular opinion. ]

[pettedasnake]

... I know you're speaking in Spanish. It's the community's fault?

[breadstixxx]

Sí. ... Es correcto.

My inner spaniard loves this post X3

[notasinglelady]

[He knows enough Spanish to tell those are bad words.]

Uhm....virus? [That usually explains most of the question here. And the word for virus in spanish is also 'virus'.]

i've taken many years of spanish but lolol i will probably embarrass myself greatly in this post

[breadstixxx]

Qué cochino. Odio realmente este lugar estúpido.

no, you are doing fine XD ♥

[notasinglelady]

[Kurt, sadly, knows more french than spanish.] Ehm....Parlez vous francais?

[negative_five]

[Oh... why oh why didn't she take Spanish?!]

Is your... first language Spanish by any chance, Santana?

[breadstixxx]

Claro que no. Yo no sé lo que esta comunidad estúpida ha hecho pero está equivocado.

[ Some amount of confusion creeps into her tone. She can understand English perfectly fine, it's just speaking it that's escaping her at the moment. Furthermore, there's the fact that she grew up speaking Spanish in addition to English and not the other way around... What she doesn't realize, what she's failing to account for, is that her first language might be English but her first words were Spanish, and that's apparently enough for the community to try and fuck her over with. ]

[negative_five]

Okay, so I assume no means no. Okay, um. So you can understand me? But then why are you speaking in Spanish?

[breadstixxx]

La comunidad, por supuesto.