10; daemons daemons everywhere; home sweet home; someone get him away from youtube

[sandinmyboots]

[Kefka leans against a metal latticework of fence, eyes closed, humming under his breath.]

[And then a voice sings out:]

Hey, Kefka!

[He opens his eyes, smiles.]

What's that, Miriam, my dear?

[Kefka cocks his head and puts a hand to his ear. Close inspection reveals a thumbnail-sized green beetle hanging off his earlobe.]

Are you ready to

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[yacantdoitkid]

A bug? Yeah, that figures.

[sandinmyboots]

Better to be an insect than be you!

[yacantdoitkid]

Oh ow. Ya gonna pull on my pigtails, too?

[sandinmyboots]

After you wash them, maybe.

[yacantdoitkid]

Listen, can you quit trying to insult me 'till you get outta grade school?

[sandinmyboots]

Depends. Are you going to keep on starting fights?

[yacantdoitkid]

I don't start'm, I finish'm.

[sandinmyboots]

You're doing a terrible job.

[yacantdoitkid]

You ain't worth my time, you know?

[sandinmyboots]

Then why do you keep talking to me?

[yacantdoitkid]

Cuz one day I'm gonna come for yer hide, an' I don' want you doubting that day is comin'.

[sandinmyboots]

How 'macho.'

Yes, we know you and your great overblown ego are coming for us. We get it.

[yacantdoitkid]

Right, you an' your little roach friend.

[sandinmyboots]

Hey, Kefka! I heard dogs get more aggressive when they're spayed.

That would certainly explain a lot. Or maybe he's going into heat.

[yacantdoitkid]

That's girl dogs, idjit.