☕ We make the hipsters fall in love: 001.

[wheresmyleaf]

[ The video opens and all you can see is the back of two mens' heads and a TV. On the TV is a news program portraying The Green Hornet taking down the leader of crime in all of LA: Chudnofsky. Or as he liked to be called in his final days, Bloodnofsky. As the program cuts to commercial the camera slowly pans to see a young man with curly hair and

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[andthehat]

[ waves. why not? ]

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[wheresmyleaf]

Are you ... dressed as a pirate?

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[andthehat]

Yes, yes I am.

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[exec_associate]

It appears very authentic.

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[andthehat]

Oh it is.

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[wheresmyleaf]

Do you work at Disney?

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[andthehat]

[ gives funny look! looks around the boat. checks rum bottle. checks inside hat. goes back to giving funny look ]

Nothing here is called Disney. I checked.

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[wheresmyleaf]

[ this smile is kind of creepy it's so serious... ]

Are you.. a real pirate?

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[andthehat]

[ what is that smile? he's kind of scared ]

Yes. I'm a pirate captain.

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[exec_associate]

We have never before met a... pirate captain.

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[andthehat]

That seems to be the case 'round here. Only pirate on this thing. Makes me feel all special~

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Hello chinese guy and your plump friend.

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[exec_associate]

My name is Kato.

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[wheresmyleaf]

.. Plump? [ oh sadfais :C ] Your .. hat is plump!

Britt Reid.

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[andthehat]

Ah. Hello Kato and Britt Reid.

My hat is very plump. Captain's hat. Honorable plump. [ nodnod ]

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[wheresmyleaf]

Am I honorable plump?

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[andthehat]

All plump is honorable. Very rich.