attempt number twenty-two ♻ (video)

[autophoenix]

If one more person on this stupid community forgets me, I swear I'm gonna explode. I mean, it shouldn't even matter, right? But, every time a new one piles on it's like another knife in my back and I feel like I can't breathe.

I've lost so much already, I can't lose the people here who matter to me too. [ She shuts her eyes and rubs them with

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[betterasshole]

Who're you?

[autophoenix]

[ A long pause while she stares at her screen, then she just screams and reaches up to pull at her hair. WOW SO MUCH FOR BEING ONE OF THE POPULAR ONES. ]

I could ask you the same question. Except I'm not the one using somebody else's account to access this thing.

[betterasshole]

I'm not--this is mine.

[autophoenix]

That's funny, considering Deb is about 20 years older than you and knows who I am.

[betterasshole]

You mean there's another Deb here? Cool.

[autophoenix]

No! But, I'm not stupid, you're not -- [ ... pauuuuuse. ] ... Deb?

[betterasshole]

Um, yes--my name's Deb. You still haven't told me yours, though.

[autophoenix]

You can't be serious ... [ groan. Her life is a horrible place. ] My name's Claire. And in about twenty years, you're gonna be a friend of mine.

[betterasshole]

That doesn't make sense--what, do you have a damn magic time machine or something?

[autophoenix]

Hey. Language. What are you, like ten? Seriously.

[betterasshole]

I'll say whatever the hell I want, Miss I'm-A-Time-Traveler-So-I-Can-Boss-People-Around. And I'm not telling you how old I am. [INTERNET STRANGER-DANGER]

[autophoenix]

I'm not bossing anyone around and I'm not a time traveler. You just happen to be a brat.

[betterasshole]

No I'm not. And how do you know what I'm gonna be like when I'm grown up, then?

[autophoenix]

You know that new ad campaign about promoting reading in kids under ten? Yeah. Try it sometime. Read back in the community's entries.

[betterasshole]

I know how to read--I just don't know what the hell this is, or how it works. How do you 'read back' in the 'entries'? [Be nice and help the 70's child out, Claire.]

[autophoenix]

[ sigh ] If you go to the main community page here: dramadramaduck you can scroll through the entries. At the bottom there should be a button for the previous 20 or whatever and you can just keep going backwards like that.