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[intuitivelyapt]

[Today Sylar is making a video post from a desk chair while eating an apple. From the webcam angle you can tell he has his feet propped up on the desk. He's just getting nice and cozy for story time.]I know you all read that ridiculous meme. You read the meme and saw all that gossip about me and said to yourself, "what's the big deal about Sylar?

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[takeitoutofpark]

Except you do care, because you're a psychopathic egomaniac with a desperate need for attention.

[intuitivelyapt]

Oh, Hikaru-chan. You say the sweetest things. I really did miss our little talks while I was gone.

[takeitoutofpark]

I'm sure.

And don't you dare try to pin your murder sprees and your insanity on Kirk. You know he had nothing to do with it. For that matter, no matter how hard your life might have been, that does not excuse you from killing innocent people.

[intuitivelyapt]

How presumptuous of you. I never pinned anything on Jim. Not even my inherent trust issues. He was just the most recent in a long, long, line. God, I can't even say most recent anymore. It's been so long, and yet ...

[takeitoutofpark]

You want to, though, and intent is all that matters when it comes to you.

[intuitivelyapt]

Want to what? Blame Jim for everything that's gone wrong in my life? Why the hell would I do that?

[takeitoutofpark]

For everything? No. There wouldn't be any reason for that. But if you decide you're bored again, I'm sure you won't be opposed to using him as a scapegoat.

[intuitivelyapt]

Have you always been this dense or is it a recent development? I just can't tell anymore.

[takeitoutofpark]

Are you over it? Seriously, "never going to speak to Jim again" over it? [THE HEART OF THE MATTER, IT ARISES.]

[intuitivelyapt]

I'll speak to Jim if I want to speak to Jim. What are you going to do about it?

this was so hard to reply to sulu is just beside himself

[takeitoutofpark]

Nevermind.

that's right sulu. you ... go realize the futility of your efforts 8|

[intuitivelyapt]

With an argument like that, I guess I have no choice but to cease communication immediately.

he wants to say he'll punch him, but that's not very ladylike

[takeitoutofpark]

[HE'S JUST SO ANGRY. But he knows if he pushes it, Sylar will start harassing Jim and he doesn't want that.]

it's true :c he could still beat sylar in a fistfight though. a kitten could

[intuitivelyapt]

Was that all you had to share with the class, Hikaru?

yeah but sylar can zap him :( he remembers that all too well

[takeitoutofpark]

Don't call me that.

that is true ...

[intuitivelyapt]

Will it really make a difference? Okay, Mr. Sulu, I don't have to listen to you and if I want to talk to Jim, I'm going to. Is that better?