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[andthehat]

I just so happened to have passed by another pirate ship and traded an unusual amount of chickens for a case of rum and the captain's hat.

[ holds up the hat on his hand and spins it ]Now! I'm getting one of you world-hopper people do deliver this hat to Captain James T Kirk. He's in dire need of a captain's hat and I was promised five credits if

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[mortally]

I don't think either Cross or Stark needs more alcohol.

[andthehat]

There is always a need for more alcohol, luv.

[mortally]

Not when you're drunk most of the time to start with...

[andthehat]

You don't want a drunk to stop being drunk. It's a terrible thing.

[mortally]

I'm not entirely sure I want Cross to continue being a drunk. But I'm not sure what he'd be like sober...

[andthehat]

If you're not sure it's best not to change it.

[mortally]

........ That's sound logic.

[andthehat]

It is.

[mortally]

I'm Bella, by the way.

[andthehat]

Bella. Lovely name. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. It's a pleasure.

[mortally]

Thanks Jack. Captain?

[andthehat]

Aye, Captain.

[mortally]

Of a real ship or a spaceship?

[andthehat]

A real ship! A beautiful one at that.

[mortally]

What year is it for you?

[andthehat]

1720.