I just so happened to have passed by another pirate ship and traded an unusual amount of chickens for a case of rum and the captain's hat.
[ holds up
the hat on his hand and spins it ]
Now! I'm getting one of you world-hopper people do deliver this hat to Captain James T Kirk. He's in dire need of a captain's hat and I was promised five credits if I produced a hat. I have no idea what they are but I want them, savvy?
Also!
[ puts the hat down and pulls two huge bottles of rum up from a case on his left ]
I'm going to give one of these to Mr.Cross, Mr.Sylar, who needs a good drink after what I've seen on that meme thing, and Mr.Stark gets one too. Cheers, mates.