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[bookishnettler]

Geography of the English Channel
a report by Hermione Granger, Year 6The English Channel is the body of water that joins the Atlantic Ocean to the North Sea, and separates Great Britain from the north of France. At 560 kilometers long and 240 kilometers wide at its largest point, the Channel is considered by many to be a small sea of its own,

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[audio forever for lash]

[you_go_boom]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

[audio]

[bookishnettler]

[there's a bang as she drops her book on the floor in surprise]

[you_go_boom]

Teeheehee! Whoops, did I scare ya?

[bookishnettler]

Who are you?

sorry I couldn't resist XD

[nihonboku]

M-my.

I...

...did not expect to see this sort of thing here.

Ah, if you would not mind. This is not exactly the place for... geography reports. There surely are... more appropriate places to display such material.

(ooc: an ongoing joke among hetalia fans: nations who think travel documentaries are like pr0ns and books on geography are like smut...)

oh my god XD

[bookishnettler]

What are you doing in my homework?!

Don't get me started on what body part we think is the English Channel... ^3^

[nihonboku]

H-homework? is... that what this is? schools these days...!

W-well. I must inform you that you have stumbled upon an item which allows you to communicate with people, both human and non-human, from a variety of worlds. It certainly is not the correct forum for the submission of... geographically-oriented material.

[bookishnettler]

No I haven't. This is my schoolbook.

[phoenix_temple]

Oh my, so many reports showing up on the community lately!

[bookishnettler]

What community?

wtf. i did not hit enter this morning ._.

[phoenix_temple]

It's called "DramaDramaDuck" and I am afraid you're trapped here, for some time.

;;

[bookishnettler]

It's a book. You can't really be trapped in a book. can you?

[c_o_u_r_a_g_e]

Your homework ended up here too? Woops.

[bookishnettler]

Who are you?

[c_o_u_r_a_g_e]

Oh, sorry! I'm new here too, my name is Blaine. :]

[bookishnettler]

... I'm Hermione. I'm not really here on purpose.

[bookishnettler]

... How do you know my name?

[bookishnettler]

Who's Albus?