(The video turns on to a data feed, a third-person view of a battle with superimposed data...
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A husky, feminine voice murmurs: "Target confirmed, Josh." Then, with a little static: "Please, be careful."
"Hey, it's me, isn't it?" Josh chuckles. Then, he screams - in time with a robot blasting a lithe, feminized, ceramic/metallic alloy foe with some manner of energy weapon.
"The bad news is, no damage. The good news is, you got it angry..."
"That's GOOD news!?"
"Less heat on me and Keenan that way, Preston," a rough, female, somewhat British voice snarks. "You're better at skirmish range combat than the rest of us combined, anyway."
"Anna is right," the first voice says. "Close to range. Use the Subspace Maquahitl, or the edge of your wings!"
"Any melee attacks I should know about, Mehr?"
"Tentacles."
"...Thanks for letting me know, Merry!" BLAM BLAM "Sheesh, now I have to worry about losing my virginity, too!"
"If you're so worried about it, then let ME deal with it."
A red jet streaks by and lets loose it's payload. "Good lord, Josh, stop acting like such a pussy!")
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