[video; virus]

Mar 06, 2010 21:03

*Retasu is inside what appears to be a science museum, surrounded by three other girls in the same school uniform as hers. They push her to the floor, and the cup of coffee she was carrying is spilled on the ground.*

I'm sick of you!

Shut up! Geez...

*Retasu looks up.* I'm so sorry! B-but I brought hot coffee for you, just like you asked...

It's already hot outside! Why would you actually buy hot coffee?

But I'm sure you said hot coffee when I asked if you wanted anything...

We changed our minds.

You should have figured it out, moron!

Aaah! I'm sorry! I really am!

*Retasu cowers, but is blocked by a little girl whom we would usually call Loli Monkey, but she should really just be Loli at this point in time.*

You should never pick on the weak no da!

What's with this brat?

Move it, kid!

What's bad is bad no da!

Shut up! You...

*EPIC CHASE SCENE as it turns out that Loli is an amazing acrobat and dodges all the mean girls' attempts at attacking. She's bouncing off the walls and climbing on the exhibits. Meanwhile, two more girls, this time around Retasu's age, run in. Let's call them... okay, Shoujo Cat and Yuri Bird look awkward shortened, whatever.*

Come and get me, oneechans!

Wow...

Ugh, stop mocking us! I'll show you! *The girl stops chasing Loli and grabs one of Retasu's braids, aiming to pour her own cup of coffee on her head.* Since you're getting in our private business, I'll just take it out on her!

Kyaa! *Retasu braces for impact.*

Aah! This can't be no da!

Ah...

*And a fourth saviour arrives, and this one we will call Drywall. If you've given up keeping track of them all, I don't blame you. She grabs the mean girl's wrist from behind.*

What do you think you're doing? You want me to hurt you, too?

No...

*She knocks the cup out of the mean girl's hand and twists her arm behind her.*

Not at all.

That hurts!

*Drywall lets the bully go and she runs back to her friends.* Argh... Mark my words! I'll get all four of you for this! *They run away, sans Retasu. All four other girls run up to see if she's okay... though Yuri not-quite-Bird seems to be more interested in staring at Drywall with heart eyes.*

Are you okay? You're not hurt, are you?

*Retasu gets up.* Um, I'm okay... Really, thank you very much. *bow* I'm so slow, people get mad at me. I'll have to apologize to them later for inconveniencing them.

memory lane virus, retasu midorikawa [mew lettuce]

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