[Holograph/Video] What An Age We Live In!

[sniiiice]

[The blue holograph of Captain John appears, life sized or tiny depending on your settings]

"Allright, odd question...but a new friend of mine is giving me the run around so I figure I'd ask."

[He rubs his hands together.]

"How old is our dear Princess Azula? I guessed 20! Am I way off?

Do tell, do tell!"

Comments

[iknowucan]

She didn't tell you?

[sniiiice]

[The holograph pouts.]

"Nope! I didn't particularly care, but now she's got me curious! Maybe I have to answer the question right so I can get a snog!"

[He laughs.]

[iknowucan]

...I don't think answering that question is going to get you anything.

But, I mean, if she hasn't told you, why should any of us?

[sniiiice]

[Captain John puts on his most winning smile.]

"'Cause I asked nicely? C'mon don't be mean!"

[gluttonforpasta]

I think she's like fifteen.

[sniiiice]

[This is holographic John looking horrified.]

"She's WHAT?!"

[gluttonforpasta]

She's...fifteen? I think? I could be wrong.

[peoplesprincess]

Fire Lord Azula.

[sniiiice]

[Holograph John is looking most put out.]

"Fifteen? You shoulda said so! Now I look like a pervert! The BAD kind!"

[He stamps his foot.]

... she's sixteen

[peoplesprincess]

I am not fifteen.

Re: ... she's sixteen

[sniiiice]

[Captain John looks suspicious.]

"People seem to think so! Y'know, even I have standards! No snogging the under twenties, it's just a bad look when you're over thirty!"

[Sigh!]

"I bet Jack will hear about this...and he'll kick my arse!"

[drcuddles]

She's too young for you. Legally too young for you.

[sniiiice]

[The holograph John is decidedly embarrassed, you may want to take a picture, this sort of thing is unsual!]

"She should have said something! How'm I supposed to know! People look younger than they are all the time."

[He pouts.]

"People suck."

[drcuddles]

You must be blind if you think that she looks older than sixteen.

[sniiiice]

"Hey now, I'm from the future! People look much younger there compared to you 21st century types. Like our sixty year old is your forty year old. How was I supposed to know."

[Pity the poor 51st century-ian!]

[heavenly_home]

Oh, you are a friend of the Fire Lord, dear?

[sniiiice]

[The little holograph gives a pout.]

"Not anymore I imagine! She's younger than I thought and now I look like a big pervert for flirting with her!"

[He gives Kasumi his most sincere look.]

"You don't think I'm a pervert do you? Honest mistake it was!"

[heavenly_home]

Oh, no, certainly not. Surely you were just trying to be friendly. You should be more careful in the future, dear.

[sniiiice]

[The holograph is relieved, very relieved indeed! In fact Captain John bounces a little on her toes at Kasumi's words.]

"I was! You're exactly right! You know, you really are the sweetest person in the world. Have you won any awards for that?"