[Holograph/Video] What An Age We Live In!

[sniiiice]

[The blue holograph of Captain John appears, life sized or tiny depending on your settings]

"Allright, odd question...but a new friend of mine is giving me the run around so I figure I'd ask."

[He rubs his hands together.]

"How old is our dear Princess Azula? I guessed 20! Am I way off?

Do tell, do tell!"

Comments

[iknowucan]

She didn't tell you?

[sniiiice]

[The holograph pouts.]

"Nope! I didn't particularly care, but now she's got me curious! Maybe I have to answer the question right so I can get a snog!"

[He laughs.]

[iknowucan]

...I don't think answering that question is going to get you anything.

But, I mean, if she hasn't told you, why should any of us?

[sniiiice]

[Captain John puts on his most winning smile.]

"'Cause I asked nicely? C'mon don't be mean!"

[iknowucan]

I'm too busy to tell you, sorry, you know, finals and stuff.

EDIT: Oh, look, you got your answer! Great.

[sniiiice]

"Yeah...I appreciate being fucked over by total strangers. Enjoy your finals."

[The holograph is decidedly displeased.]

[iknowucan]

Ew, language, please!

Sorry, guy, but you're like... not even in her league anyway.

[sniiiice]

"Right, right, whatever. Honest mistake you know...I didn't DO anything!"

[The holograph looks most sincere!]

[iknowucan]

Oh, I believe you! If you had tried anything, I'm pretty sure Azula would have made a post about you by now. But, since you didn't, I guess everything's all right!

[sniiiice]

"S'pose. Seriously now, you people need age tags! I don't need this crap."

[iknowucan]

Maybe if you didn't come here looking for... girls or whatever, you wouldn't need to worry about it.

[sniiiice]

"Hey now! I certainly didn't! Just making conversation s'all! This place is chockful of interesting people! You expecting me just to sit on my arse without getting to know people?"

[iknowucan]

You picked a really bad person to "get to know," FYI.

[sniiiice]

[Ooo, colour John curious! The little blue holograph tilts its head.]

"Oh? Aside from the underage thing thing you mean?"

[iknowucan]

Oh no you don't, I'm not going to gossip about Azula. She's super scary.

[sniiiice]

[The holograph pouts.]

"Oh c'mon you can't leave me hanging!"

[Can you resist this face?]