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[samriprosecutor]

Would one of you...interesting individuals be good enough to explain to me why this site won’t leave my browser? As fascinating as waterfowl can be, there are far more important things I need to spend my time on. Like work.

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[magicalminuki]

You can't navigate away, Mr. Edgeworth?

[samriprosecutor]

If I could, I wouldn't be asking for instructions on how to do just that.

Have we...met?

[magicalminuki]

You have to post before it lets you leave, remember?

Of course we have, silly!

[samriprosecutor]

It would be difficult to remember something I've never encountered.

I'm...afraid I don't remember. Are you from Los Angeles?

[attorney_at_lol]

Edgeworth! Geez, where have you been?

[samriprosecutor]

...Wright? I wasn't aware you were a member of this site.

The Bibliothèque nationale de France. Why? If you've been trying to get in touch with me for some reason, your messages don't appear to be coming through. My phone and inbox aren't showing anything.

[attorney_at_lol]

What...?

[samriprosecutor]

...I thought I was making myself fairly clear. Have I overestimated you yet again?

[darkmirror_vr2]

What, it's stuck again?

[samriprosecutor]

Apparently. This is a common occurrence here?

[darkmirror_vr2]

You know it is. And one I was pretty sure you had fixed already.

[samriprosecutor]

You're mistaken. This is the first time I've encountered the problem. Has anyone posted a complaint to the site's owner before? If this place has infected my computer, I expect to be compensated for the repair costs.

[tyki_tock]

Is that---

No, it can't be a joke if it's coming from you.

[samriprosecutor]

I'm not completely lacking in a sense of humor, but I rarely joke about work.

I'm afraid you have an advantage over me. You are?

Begin operation troll Edgeworth

[tyki_tock]

I'm Tyki Marquise. You really don't remember me after that fabulous night we had together?

....O-oh my.

[samriprosecutor]

I believe you've mistaken me for someone else, Mr. Marquise.

[vonkarmas]

Because it's viral and orchestrated by some sentient being.

I would have thought you of all people would know that by now, Miles Edgeworth.

[samriprosecutor]

...Franziska? I wouldn't have expected to find you on a site like this.

[vonkarmas]

I wouldn't have been on this website, if not for the websites' persistence.

[samriprosecutor]

If even Franziska von Karma wasn't able to extricate herself from this site, I imagine my tech support will have their work cut out for them this evening.