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[samriprosecutor]

Would one of you...interesting individuals be good enough to explain to me why this site won’t leave my browser? As fascinating as waterfowl can be, there are far more important things I need to spend my time on. Like work.

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[vonkarmas]

Because it's viral and orchestrated by some sentient being.

I would have thought you of all people would know that by now, Miles Edgeworth.

[samriprosecutor]

...Franziska? I wouldn't have expected to find you on a site like this.

[vonkarmas]

I wouldn't have been on this website, if not for the websites' persistence.

[samriprosecutor]

If even Franziska von Karma wasn't able to extricate herself from this site, I imagine my tech support will have their work cut out for them this evening.

[vonkarmas]

I doubt they'll have any success when it comes to this foolish website. However, that brings me to question as to why you would start asking for professional help now?

[samriprosecutor]

Because the information I've gotten thus far has been less than helpful. Contacting a professional would of course be a last resort, done only in the event the site's maintainers wouldn't cooperate, but if it's given you such trouble I'm beginning to think it could easily come to that.

[vonkarmas]

There's no point to it. The website will allow you to resume your work after you have socialized with the other members, inconvenient as the entire process may seem.

[samriprosecutor]

I don't socialize. You of all people should know that.

[vonkarmas]

You're going to have to learn, little brother. Or this will be your new homepage.

[samriprosecutor]

Then you already gave in to this electronic blackmail? how much socializing did you have to put in before you were released?

[vonkarmas]

More than I would care for. But for you, Edgeworth almost everyone knows who you are here. They'll be surprised to see that you've forgotten them so easily.

[samriprosecutor]

A person can't forget what they never knew to begin with. Wright confirmed that someone's been accessing this site under my name. Were you aware of this?

[vonkarmas]

A person won't know what they've forgotten. Is that what he told you? ... Then no, I wasn't. They were very convincing.

[samriprosecutor]

This seems oddly selective for a case of amnesia, particularly since there don't seem to be any identifiable triggers.

They must have been, to fool the woman who knows me better than anyone.

[vonkarmas]

I can sympathize with your situation, little brother. When I first arrived a lot of people claimed to have known me, even though I do not recall ever being here before.

Either this community is filled to the brim with fools or our mannerisms are easy to emulate.

[samriprosecutor]

Do they still maintain their claims?

People will see what they want or expect to see. If they were under the impression that we were the ones they were talking to, they may have simply filled in the gaps in between. Still, that doesn't explain how you, observant and knowledgeable as you are, also failed to differentiate us.