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[chuckbassdesu]

Between Thailand hookers, uncle Jack trying to steal my father's empire, becoming the youngest billionaire and bringing back waistcoats in Upper Manhattan society, I've been busy.

Catch me up on this place, excluding: Karen being a raging lesbian, Joker wondering why the Batman hasn't called him, Tony and sharks, Azula's hubris, Thomas being

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[8fingerswhiskey]

Would you stop calling me Thomas, for the love of God?!

[chuckbassdesu]

When Chuck Bass uses your name, you're happy that he noticed you.

[8fingerswhiskey]

Just when I thought your head couldn't get any bigger.

[chuckbassdesu]

You're so old fashioned, Thomas; I thought you would have appreciated this.

[iheart_meat]

Why is this place filled with freaks?

[chuckbassdesu]

Why is this place filled with lesbians? It's one of life's mysteries.

[iheart_meat]

I accept that answer.

[chuckbassdesu]

I'll be happy that you do when you're legal.

[vonkarmas]

... Because I don't associate with your types.

[chuckbassdesu]

Do you have something against billionaires?

[vonkarmas]

No. I have a thing against lechery, Chuck Bass.

[chuckbassdesu]

It's not lechery, it's appreciation for a strong woman like yourself.

[its_notluck]

Sounds like you've had an interesting time lately. It's nice to meet you, Chuck Bass.

[chuckbassdesu]

The pleasure is all mine.

[its_notluck]

Oh, well, thank you. Now this might seem like an odd question but...why a lawyer with a whip?

[chuckbassdesu]

Why not a lawyer with a whip? She never gave me her name.

[nogobacks]

... Why would a lawyer carry around a whip?

[chuckbassdesu]

So she can tame the law.

[nogobacks]

... I don't get it.

[chuckbassdesu]

... I want to "engage in sexual intercourse with her without the intent of procreating". Is that clear enough?