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[chuckbassdesu]

Between Thailand hookers, uncle Jack trying to steal my father's empire, becoming the youngest billionaire and bringing back waistcoats in Upper Manhattan society, I've been busy.

Catch me up on this place, excluding: Karen being a raging lesbian, Joker wondering why the Batman hasn't called him, Tony and sharks, Azula's hubris, Thomas being

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[8fingerswhiskey]

Would you stop calling me Thomas, for the love of God?!

[chuckbassdesu]

When Chuck Bass uses your name, you're happy that he noticed you.

[8fingerswhiskey]

Just when I thought your head couldn't get any bigger.

[chuckbassdesu]

You're so old fashioned, Thomas; I thought you would have appreciated this.

[8fingerswhiskey]

I am not old fashioned, and stop with the Thomas shit, alright?

And what? Appreciated you calling me angry. I'm angry, but I have legitimate reasons to be like that, okay?

Though The Joker thing was kinda funny.

[chuckbassdesu]

I'm calling you Thomas because I call everyone by their given name, or by a name that I've given them. Deal with it.

It's funny because it's true.

[8fingerswhiskey]

It sounds weird, okay? It makes me feel like I'm in trouble or something, which is even more weird because I'm old enough to be your dad.

Yeah, it is.

[chuckbassdesu]

That's funny, you aren't dead.

[8fingerswhiskey]

No, I'm not dead.

[chuckbassdesu]

Then you aren't old enough to be my father.

[8fingerswhiskey]

Alright, fine. How old are you?

[chuckbassdesu]

Seventeen.

[8fingerswhiskey]

Okay, you are actually younger than my oldest daughter. So yes, I am old enough to be your dad - and no I don't have to be dead.

[chuckbassdesu]

Bart was older than you.

[8fingerswhiskey]

You called your dad by his first name?

[chuckbassdesu]

We weren't close.