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[voice and vid]

Jun 10, 2009 09:42

[video clicks on and Harley waves enthusiastically at the camera]

Hiiiii everyone! I see we got some new people pokin' around here at the triple D, huh? Well, if that ain't just the best news I heard in .. well .. at least the last few minutes! [beams brightly]

My name is Harley and I got a bit of a favor ta ask ya .. I'm in need of a bit of C-4 ( Read more... )

harley quinn, pavel chekov, mihael "mello" keehl

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ruskieinwention June 10 2009, 20:56:27 UTC

You could kill someone without trying. That would be just as bad.

[voice and vid] hesmypuddin June 10 2009, 21:07:10 UTC

[beams brightly, thrilled at the responses, even if the implied message goes awry]

Well, if I could kill someone without tryin, there'd hardly be any effort involved at all! And where would the image be, ya know? I want 'em ta remember my gags, not just .. ignore 'em like a bag punch line.

I ain't lazy, but you sure are gorgeous! What corner of the universe are ya from, handsome?

ruskieinwention June 10 2009, 21:11:49 UTC

Image? I do not think image should factor into such a use of explosives.

Ah...Russia, miss.

hesmypuddin June 10 2009, 21:33:12 UTC

[tssks softly and sighs]

I'm aimin' for originality with a bit of a gag an' I ain't got everythin' I need ta make it all come together, ya know? I could get explosives hereabouts, but it would require stealin' 'em and I want ta get ta work without all that extra stuff. While the idea is hot and rollin' in my head, ya know? An' if ya asked Mistah J, the show is everything! If ya just plan on usin' the same ole gag over an' over again, ain't no one goin' ta pay attention ta ya.

Russia? Wow, now that is a bit of a trip across the way .. ya on Earth or somewhere else? I found if I don't ask, I find myself world hoppin' farther than I might've expected when it comes time ta go out for drinks.

ruskieinwention June 10 2009, 21:39:22 UTC

But you could still hurt someone. A show is not worth injuring someone. This is not a gag, it sounds dangerous.

I am currently on the USS Enterprise.

[voice and vid] hesmypuddin June 14 2009, 01:16:50 UTC

[headtilts, moving completely away from the discussion of explosives for something more interesting; a cutie!]

The USS huh?

ruskieinwention June 14 2009, 02:25:15 UTC

The Enterprise. She is a Federation starship.

hesmypuddin June 14 2009, 03:35:10 UTC

[makes a small 'o' with her mouth]

Ooooh .. [she looks confused and can't help it] Like .. from space?

ruskieinwention June 14 2009, 03:39:10 UTC

Da, our mission is so explore previously unexplored parts of space.

hesmypuddin June 14 2009, 03:56:42 UTC

[blinks a few more times]

Wooooow! So .. So you're actually in a spaceship? Well if that don't just beat all .. [smiles again] Are ya floatin' around all 'zero g' style?

ruskieinwention June 14 2009, 04:01:01 UTC

Well, I am in a starship. They are not quite the same thing. Nyet, we have artificial gravity, miss. It would be quite hard to get work done with no gravity.

hesmypuddin June 14 2009, 04:16:08 UTC

[frowns a bit, brows knitting as he explains]

I suppose I sounded a bit like the proverbial dumb blonde there, huh? [she lsughs softly] Yeah .. I could see how it would make things a bit tough.

[she points upward] How long ya been up there? Did ya have ta go to school ta go up there, like an astronaut?

ruskieinwention June 14 2009, 04:20:05 UTC

Nyet, there is no such thing as a stupid question, yes?

We have not been up long, only a few weeks, I think. Da, I attended the Starfleet Academy for several years, as did the rest of the crew.

hesmypuddin June 14 2009, 05:04:47 UTC

[pulls a face, kinda shrugging]

Ya wouldn't know that ta ask Mistah J .. says I'm full of questions and that he only hopes one day they're a little less stupid. [wrinkles her nose in distaste]

How many are on the crew up there? Are they all as cute as you are? Cause that sound like somethin' worth joinin' up! [winks]

ruskieinwention June 14 2009, 05:18:39 UTC

He does not sound terribly pleasant.

A few thousand. Three, I believe, but I could be mistaken. Ah, I am not sure of...physical attractiveness. It is in the eye of the beholder, yes?

hesmypuddin June 14 2009, 05:23:57 UTC

[laughs and shakes her head, growing sober for a moment]

No, he's not terribly .. kinda got the picture a few months ago and split .. well, he kinda kicked me out, but all's well that ends well, ya know?

[grins a bit wryly]

Yeah, I suppose it is at that, handsome. [winks at him] So .. how did ya end up goin' into space? Were ya interested in spaceships an' aliens as a kid?

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